X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

Oh poor Dreamer lady 🙁

Could have called this from the GBP must be honest.

Stop showing off Robbie you twat

Jiggle man will hopefully juggle off

Oh my.

This is not going how I thought it might go.

I did think Jiggle it was in trouble, but Janice had a bad throat, and in previous years would have skipped a week.

So - Jiggle it is out.

What has Janice got on her head? It looks like a tiny Star Wars spaceship crashed in to her

Well no surprises there, we could barely hear him last night

Who is Teabag? What is Teabag?

It was a dreadful 'original' song though.

Who is voting for munchkin?
I liked this man.
Oh well : there's always Butlins.

He was shit.

Jiggle man looks like he has a croissant on his head. It's making me want a pastry!

nancy

Did a nun called Maria fashion Ayda's top from some curtains??

Piggy Danny Tetley is Teabag

Is Armstrong off his tits?

Ayda is in touch with and her spirts.
Did she used to work in a pub?

Maybe the GBP just want Ayda to go home. If they get rid of all her acts in the first 2 weeks, she has nothing to do?

I love that 3 ad

I think Munchkin got the sympathy vote- because of the announcement faux pas.

Aww, Nicole in a Muller ad.

I miss Nicole. Ayda is not a patch on Nicole.

Sharon and Nicole used to in touch with their brandy too

raahh we still have to listen to her lick her husband's arse every weekend though, even if she has no acts left

Who’s munchkin? We need a nasty name key!

Nothing would surprise me about GBP.... I think voting has gone beyond the acts!