X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

nancy I think we may have scared them all off

Raahh I am impressed and concerned about you in equal measure.

Platypus I just want to talk about the life of Plows, and walnut-less whips

Piggy I have no life

But you missed Louisa Johnson...

Yay Dalton and Shan, my faves! 😀

In fact, Ayda looks very scary.

Glad Shan is through

True Noisy true

I think Mumsnet towers know what we're like and leave us alone!

Nancy There are some every now and again but I think they get the message to fuck off and swiftly follow that message

nancy we did get someone who had done a cut and paste job of every bad thing we had said about Claggy once.

That was funny. [grin

I have a feeling it may be three of Ayla's acts...

Tooting Tony is TINY!

Raah . I bought my Dd2 some pleather trousers on Saturday. She was scathing about the plight of the plows. Apparently I was embarrassing

Cue more leaping from TTT

Oh god the bloody choir and the professional Scouser!

Asda's earrings are strange:
The choir is through ;
15 million people are v happy

I did- Destiny you are right- I was counting them off on my fingers ,and had a feeling something was amiss.

She was a bit forgettable

Bloody hell... TinyT is going totally OTT

Just heard my first 'yes Lad' from Louis.

He lives on to teabag us next week

God, Teabag's through!

Sorry, Piggy

It was that awful Dylan cover that did it.

That ugly bloke is apparently only 37, this means I am officially a super model

Oi Raahh that was me with the sad Louisa knowledge!!