X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

dillite we need a new rule- no acts- no turning up.

Nancy Munchkin is Teabag

DS1 was playing Dreamer this morning. It must be making a comeback because of this.

nancy Munchkin is Danny Tetley a.k.a Teabag.

That make-up is terrifying

Oh Teabag = Tetley! Got it!!

The GBP know that Munchkin might be a bit interesting and fun unlike Janice and the other bloke in the sing off! It could be inspired thinking about it. It needs someone different!
Ayda has Madonna hair.

Is Janice 50?? They really should have said...

Thank you dillite he’s a man of many names

You can 'almost' see it because you can't see it properly past that headband, love.

It must be bloody difficult singin' with that thing on her head flapping about the eyes

This does not sound like her sort of song.

This was Joe McElderry's Winner's song.

Piggy

Do you think she can pick up satellite signals?

Robbie is going to vote for Ayda's acts and vice versa

She sings better than the guest act whose name I can't remember

Her fascinater is fascinating!
Wasn't this a winners song once?

Aww Joe was such a cutie!

Raahh your are indeed the X Factor encyclopaedia! I was just trying to remember which never seen again winner's song it was

See- this was from when Simon was in his 'Songs from Glee' or something like that phase.

You've missed the boat, love.

Whoever's bashing out the subtitles is struggling to keep up with this. They just started typing 'yeah'.

I am so scared she will lose an eye with that thing shaking in front of it. As much as we could do with some excitement on this show, I do not think that eyeball loss is one that I am after. Yet.

Yes, that's true about the voting. Robbie and Ayda not doing anything but voting for each others acts. Unfair.

Oh too low, that's not a great start.

dillite well, they do keep ignoring our requests for a trapdoor...