The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

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Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

Ppitu salmon?! Nooooo.

I like Katherine Ryan.

Pink has gone.

yes piggy !! Katherine Ryan

Did NOT see that happening!

Here comes the scarf of shame!

Her lips are even bigger :O

Sarah used to be in shameless

Wrong person. She admitted her mistake and she bought stuff. And she was fun.

Right, so who do we think is going to hook up this year?

SO relieved not see those lips again

But, but, what are their team names? And we've not seen much of the house, is it the same one?

Magic Telescope? Is that like an Octopus hose?

Can I just clarify did the boys haggle ONE CENT off the wine? Or did I mishear it ?

Nope, one cent is correct!

Rhod is back! He makes my ovaries tingle for all the wrong reasons. I do wish Dara was back though.

Why have I got bloody Giles Coren bangin on about hotels??

Odd one out here - I really liked Jackie!
So pleased Sarah went, her lips really annoyed me.

piggy because you haven't seen enough twats tonight yet

Oh perhaps that's it.

I haven’t heard of any of the panel

Jackie should have gone!!!!!!!

Actually, the one in the middle looks familiar

Jackie is manipulative.

Sarah still has interesting lips

Jackie reminds me of a work colleague who has a strop every time she doesn't get her way and then bitches and moans about everything and anything