The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

[dillite]

Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

Please fire her...

Sarah is a professional Northerner.

Sarah is too good tv. She’ll stay. With her giant chip on her shoulder n

Cold shoulder woman looks like she's about to beat someone up

I’m impressed you’ve worked names. I haven’t worked out who,is who yet..

Horrible bunch

Jackie and Sarah need to both go!

I’m only noticing the most irritating ones

Get rid of the lot of them. What a bunch - can you imagine working with any of them?

What is Karen's blusher all about?

I don't bother learning their names until the last few episodes, until then they are all twats

Jackie and Yellow hate each other already!

Karen and Sir Alan both got the memos about wearing colourful clothes also.

May I just remind everyone of the superb Mitchell & Web take on the apprentice? It’s superb. And worryingly accurate.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM

The blusher!!

The two blondes are canny. Keeping quiet and looking supportive.

That eyebrow piercing is horrific.

And lets not get started on all those inflated lips.

Triple firing?

I quite like slouching Can I Finish woman.

Well said cold shoulder!

They are so bloody difficult. Why are the womens teams so bloody bitchy?

Do they get to top up their fillers whilst filming the show? Or will we be watching all of their lips deflate as the weeks go on?

I do think this PM seems a bit polished to go this week.

I'm just calling them out by colour

Pink to go

well said 'cold shoulder'

I reckon it will be Jasmine because the other two are good telly, sadly...