Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

Well, if you gave people time, you bearded tosser . . .

😂 👍🏼

These DO look pretty . . .

Another fart face from Rahul

Is it just me or is this series becoming particularly joyless and negative?

Ruby looks safe

What a tosser he's being .
Doesn't make a better programme!!

I think Ruby did well there , on the whole

Well done, Rube!

Stop moaning Paul! He is a wankstain tonight.

Blimey. This is all pretty harsh.

Not sure if I like these blood-red eclairs.

Briony's don't look as appetising as the others

awww Briony ...

How can a pastry ever be too big?

Aw - poor Briony

@Athena51 it's not just you. The first comment from Paul seems to be a complaint about all of them.

I think Bryony is going...

Uh oh Briony! Unfilled and raw

Oh dear!

We are going to lose Briony . . . I want her to stay.

Paul - maybe you should have a go instead then

total cock. Grrrr.

Noel just gave Paul real stink eye

This is just a crucifixion of all semi finalists. It’s like kicking puppies. I am really not enjoying.

HE DIDN'T HAVE A MINUTE, PAUL!

Yes Athena. The only merriment is in this thread. Paul, take note. you KNOB.

Is Paul actually TRYING to make them cry? Who does he think he is, Simon Bleedin’ Cowell?

I declare Ruby the winner of that round!

What’s going on with the salt?! Has someone swapped the sugar out for a laugh.

Paul you’re being a knob. If you gave them a bit more time than absolutely fuck all it might not be “boring” or “hideous”... dick