Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

Never try to cut costs for a luxury item Rahul.

There's a clue in the description.

Madeleine's look delicious.

Kim joy - I'm sorry but there's ALWAYS a chocolate mousse at some point in bake off so surely she knew this and should have practiced - ditto ruby and bavarois! Every season there's a bavarois!

Rahul looks like he's going, feels like the editing thus far has been designed to make this a "shock"

"Bring Mary back." You know what? Yes! And if not her any number of other women well known cooks/chefs/bakers except nigella too irritating no reason why we can't have 2 women judges! Jane Asher? She recently closed her business she's got time now.

Lemon those are amazing!

you lot are never seeing my pathetic efforts

Its a bit cruel doing parisian windows after wrongly kicking manon out last week.

If Rahul wins i will not be happy.

Also why is hollywood being such a smug twat this year? They should get rid of him.

Piss of Paul with your eyebrows

Rahul's plans are a bit ordinary for the semi-final.

I live in the middle of nowhere too whata. It's probably not the same nowhere though!

*off

Dammit

I like Briony, but I don't like cherry flavoured stuff much

Noel isn't making many friends today.

Will this thread run out?

I live near Stockport. I can see many fields and no patisseries.

Surely Ruby's freesias must cancel the niff of Rahul's farts.

I really want the adorable Rahul to get through to next week.

I bet Noel loves winding Rahul up!

I get the feeling Rahul despises Noel... or at least he does today!

ooh, like the look of K-Js

Of Rahul spent less time looking at other people's work he would have more time to do his own.

*frantically thinks what I've got in the house that's sweet

Oooh - it could Squiffany.

Somebody clever be prepared to pounce in with new thread and a link (don't look at me, I'm naff at this stuff)

“How are you displaying your (extremely marked pause and intense stare) ......pastries.” 😳

This series, in Friends terminology will hereafter be known as The One Where Paul Wasn’t Getting Any.

Bryony looks like she's going to run out of time

I think my nearest patisserie is over an hour's drive away. No cake would survive the return journey. (Although being in Cornwall I can get a cream tea anytime)

oh no Briony , raw !

Shower

. . . Or Likely to . . .

Not looking good for Briony