Roll up, roll up, Hollywood Handshakes for all! Great British Bake Off 3rd Thread

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And we’re off

I want that cake!!!!!!!!

If it's going to be in and out of a freezer, this could end in tears - they never give them sufficient time.

obviously we need to fight to the death for this cake. I've not even seen one in a shop!

Bavarois won't set fully in time to either hold its shape or set the mirror glaze. They're setting them up to fail again.

Oh Ruby!!!!! How I love you ! I love her too. She's totally normal. It's not her fault she's utterly gorgeous.

I'VE EATEN ONE OF THESE!

Sorry I'm late, was giving a friend a needed ear to vent

so , even Pru says it puts professionals under pressure . Poor devils

cor, I would eat that - no way would I try to make one

Nor me, book - I know my limitations.

My great strength is as an "appreciator"

Think Paul is spraying his territory. Not literally. The wafts of testosterone are palpable.

PS I may be away for a bit, too busy gawping and salivating at this challenge. Mmmmmmm praline....

Of course Kj cake talks to her...

Ruby's sounding a tad tetchy me thinks and Rahul's miserable face is really getting on my wick 😡
Paul looks like a right misery this week, which he'd get his hands unstitched from his pockets.

You've eaten one gremlins? Where? How? Why? was it in any way good?

She's totally normal

Yes - I loved how she mouthed "Oh, crap!"

Ganache.
What a lovely word

Right I’m actually a bit fed up of Rahul’s pout now. Looking at the other 3 smiling or expressing themselves and comparing his dour fart smelling face makes me want him to go home this week!

oh poor Kim-Joy

These are the one thing I'm actually good at!

Paul's shirt is an odd texture.

Breakfast I wish her trousers had talked to her. I wish they’d said “do not wear me on the telly.”

Paul looks like a right misery this week

Thwarted lust, Daffy. His nuts must be toasting.

was it in any way good?

Fuzzy - I'm shocked you even asked that question . . . .

oh K-J - I know I will be last

How can you enter Gbbo and not know how to make a mousse or mirror glaze?

Bryony
"lol"

On a family holiday a few years ago, for a birthday meal with relatives.

I basically had a mouth orgasm.

Blimey Lemon I can see my face in that! Very impressive.