Tennis Thread- It's the US OPEN already, we're prepared for late nights, (and Amazon Prime is making us cross already)

[Raahh]

I can't believe it's nearly September, really. I'm sure the Australian open has just finished.

I'm going to spend the morning labelling school uniform . I really am.

I probably won't

haha only just realised!! Yes what were you thinking Jane!!

If Delpo was stripping off courtside, magi would have to get an immediate subscription to Amazon Prime

the reviews would change for the better then

He'd get a whole load more fans in the stadium I think, if he stripped off to his dong.

And the tone of the thread plummets to bottom of my broken toilet

Which is just fine.

Omg stop, I keep laughing and DH is asking me what's so funny about the tennis

my lot just ignore my sniggering now...

Bloody hell, these two look absolutely knackered. I really don't agree with playing in this heat, it's ridiculous. They should have a "wet bulb" rule like in Aus, where they just stop play. This is insane, and the match could only be half way through....

Ooohh... this is looking ok. But one more serve....

I like that Delpo seems to have a lot of fans in the stadium - I was worried it would be a bit unbalanced.

YESSSSSSSS!

Are they having a heat break?

I'm not sure who this will benefit.

But an ice bath might be nice.

loving shorts/dong gate!

I would have been perfectly happy if Delpo had changed his shorts on court (shallow).

If Roger’s shorts were sweaty everyone else must be absolutely drenched.

It just seems like a game of endurance now, not tennis. Jim courier said it was like playing tennis in a sauna -yuk!

Come on Delpo!

I really love Milkman. He's being interviewed on prime now while they have the heat break. He's great.

Yes imagines Magi frantically googling how to install amazon prime

If Roger’s shorts were sweaty everyone else must be absolutely drenched so true, he's usually the ice man

Ah yes Milkman does seem like a nice chap.

Petchey just said is "particularly interested" in what Isner did during the heat break. This really made me laugh, idk why. Perhaps the heat has got to me - virtually speaking

Oh god, now Courier is claiming Delpo played that last game with "loose shorts" as he didn't have time to tie the drawstring properly wtf is this match?!?

have they all got heat stroke?

If Delpo was stripping off courtside, magi would have to get an immediate subscription to Amazon Prime

If she were not swooning in the corner!

"Yes imagines Magi frantically googling how to install amazon prime*

Magi may be old but she is not daft & could install Amazon Prime without recourse to Google

Come on, Juan. You can beat Isner, nae problem.

magi

PS I'll help Delpo with his shorts anytime - fnaar, fnaar

magi

When Delpo started adjusting his shorts I thought he was going to make all our dreams come true! Yes I wondered why petchey was so interested about what isner had been up to in the heat break.

I think I need to go to bed!

Fnaar fnaar indeed - I definitely need to go to bed!

Come on Delpo - get this set please - virtual heatstroke has definitely set in!

Bonsoir, not much keeps me from my bed & sleep & I have had a very trying & tiring day today.