how to look good naked - it sis a trule FAB FAB show

[FluffyMummy123]

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o no. Much prefer T&S.

I find Gok's language almost misogynistic.

And his outfits usually look a bit cheap.

T&S never cheap

I once went swimming in a chilly sea with a red headed man whose nipples turned green in the cold. An odd sight...

I bet your waist will return in due course, peanips. Your baby is still baby baby, isn't she?

my baby walks, barks (she really likes dogs) and I'm sure will be talking imminently scummy

she is um 16 or 17 months or something like that

she has almost left home

like my waist

(green nips? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww )

Still a tiny, as I suspected. There's still time.

Sex tights were odd - surely she would have been better off in stockings and suspenders?

I can't believe the women on there though, OK so they think they have a big bum etc but they don't at all and all of them seem to have completely flat stomachs, how do you look good naked with a bit of blubber round your middle?

I stopped watching T & S as it became to samey as I'm sure Gok will to after a few series, but he sooo boosts these ladies confidence it's life changing.

another 5:30 start has rendered witty nip-related name change useless (but it did occur to me pph that you should really be Princess5pNips)

anyway, i quite like this

you don't think i'm going to reveal all just like that do you? i can disclose the following: one ds just turned 2; another in utero; sahm; current condition renders mooncup or alternative unnecessary; tried quinoa once, packet now sitting gathering dust (sorry franny but it mingeth)

you'll have to work for the rest

oh, apart from i have a vague recollection that mr tutter might do something similar to mr pph. can't remember why i think that though

I have two GBF's and they have no interest in telling me I look good naked (or indeed seeing me naked) and if I wear something they do not like or too much make up or something, they delight in taking the piss - saying I look like a tranny or a whore! - oh well...

When pg my nipples are like digestive biscuits

they have finally calmed down and are now about 4cm across I reckon (the areole bit) the actual nipple bit sticks out hugely as well so I really have to wear those bras with a bit of padding in them

dh thinks they aer great as you can 'see them in the dark' ewwwwwwwww

See them in the dark? Do they glow green like the unfortunate red-head mentioned below??