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how to look good naked - it sis a trule FAB FAB show

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:00

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ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 21:19

Gok will have to find women with nipples from 5p to dinner plate sizes and say "Now cod, where do you fit?" And you will shamefacedly shuffle to the dinner plate end only to be removed with a flourish to the 2p coin section whereupon you will weep with relief.

greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:19

god i'd love big nips. At least people would know i was a girl!

Tutter · 05/06/2007 21:19

lol scumbo

i'd be the one on the left with tres petite ones

Enid · 05/06/2007 21:19

did it work though king tut?

lol scummy

fishie · 05/06/2007 21:20

my bosom area looked like the 'after' pic before anything like a baby happened to it. i now spend a lot on bras.

they haven't liked any of the products so far though have they.

Tutter · 05/06/2007 21:21

it got 68 out of 100 iirc - second best product of series so far

made me consider it

expatinscotland · 05/06/2007 21:21

That Dawn Porter's hair drives me nuts. Too bushy.

Enid · 05/06/2007 21:22

[checks bank balance]

I could do with a good exfoliator

Pinkchampagne · 05/06/2007 21:22

Missed the sex tights! Must have flicked over to T&S when they appeared! I was kind of watching both programmes tonight because I couldn't decide which one to watch!

ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 21:26

£65 is a LOT though. dermalogica daily microfoliant was my last skincare splurge. It's LOVELY and quite a lot cheaper. Guess it would use up faster though as it's a daily use thing.

PC- because the woman never exposed her legs ever ever ever even to her man, she had a special pair of tights to have sex in....

JackieNo · 05/06/2007 21:29

I missed that bit too. How did that work then? having sex in tights? Did she not take them off, and did they have a very stretchy gusset?

ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 21:31

Um, I imagine they were crotchless tights.[yuk]

Pinkchampagne · 05/06/2007 21:31

Special tights for sex??!! Surely it's easier just to keep the lights off!!

JackieNo · 05/06/2007 21:31

[yuk] indeed. But she was lovely, and looked gorgeous at the end.

greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:31

either that or she was trying for 'born again virgin' status.

DeviousDaffodil · 05/06/2007 21:34

She looked good before but fantastic after. wasn't too keen on the red lippy.
Totally sympathise with ehr though. My legs are never on display but don't go as far as tights all teh time!

Idreamofdaleks · 05/06/2007 21:34

how could anyone confess to sex tights? I think this was an actress

greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:35

everytime i see sex tights I keep thinking of Marc Almond songs...

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:36

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:40

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:40

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greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:41

tutter for gawd's sake, take cod up on gher hinting and invite her for lunch....

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:42

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greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:42

and i'll come and wash up/hoover up pudding remains!

Tutter · 05/06/2007 21:42

lol

am gutted to report that in warm, snuggly in bra state mine are not as pert as i thought. no cash to hand (don't do loose change, only amex) but i'd wager a tad larger than a 50p

you're thinking of pph - i have no cook/housekeeper. sjhall we meet at hers?