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[FluffyMummy123]

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(but it could be that nips simply dwarfed by pregnant belly)

2ps? Pull the udder one!

I've been peering at your photo tutter and your nips must be pretty small to be hidden so effectively by that electric blue chest hair thing you have going on

Oi, iCodEnormousNipples, where are you?

(and note everyone that the international woman of mystery has sidestepped my question of "when are you due?")

Hmmmmm

(actually that may be because I forgot to ask it. Hmmm. Still, she's cagey I think)

So, Tutter, when are you due?

pph you have clearly been joining cod in the tuesday night wine quaffing - you imagined asking me my due date. anyway tis july 22nd

but apparently i'm having an outsized mouse htis time so may be earlier

You look good naked in your photo tutter. Gok would be very proud of you.

right am off to bed to consider new name fashioned along lines of pert nipples

pph, please speak with your lady about ordering local delicacies for our forthcomgin visit bet you have some lovely local producers of meats and cheeses

ooooh, quite close then
how old is first

(this could go on for ages. just give me a synopsis - age and sex of first kid; sex if known of second; married, living in sin or civil partnership;SAHM, WOHM, WAHM or WHAM and if so George Michael or Andrew Ridgely; Mooncup or Over My Dead Body; quinoa or chip butties and dripping; french polish yay or nay?)

no! no! Not until you answer my list of pertinent questions!

(see how I got "pert" back in there? Impressive, huh?)

peanips- where is the codster? Am worried she is brooding about her nipples even though they are fine.

I will send her a suitably patronising and sorrowful email (enclosing link to surgeon for nippleplasty)

Tell us about your problem area to make her feel better.

2p for the bit without the aureole?

she means in totale

she knows my problem area
I have become frighteningly waistless since no 4
not that I ever had much of a waist as I have a Very Short Back and my ribcage pretty much bounces off my hips (which of course is a reverse way of saying I have Very Long Legs so there is a silver lining)

but the complete lack of a waist upsets me

not enough to actually do any situps or anything. sigh.

no no no sophable, reread. she said EACH one is 2x2ps across! FOURp in change!

i do loathe teeny nips esp on men. think nips size of 1/2 ps are repugnant. you want a bit of aureole action imo

Nothing wrong with large nips. Or aureole whatsits. 2 2ps perfectly respectable. I had to get the blardy extension pack for my medala breast pump on grounds of large nips.

double

No waist? [pity]

in my defence it wasn't the buggest one they do. . And they do an insert option for the nipple challenged

biggest

this thread is hilarious and the BEST BIT is your reactions peanips.

I hate big nips on men

yes yes jools....i'm not talking huge, i'm talking tiny little dots......ewwwwwwwww