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how to look good naked - it sis a trule FAB FAB show

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FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:00

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fishie · 05/06/2007 21:43

coddikins you have just implied you have three nips.

(have just measured mine with internet shopping tape measure, i'm not saying)

FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:43

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Tutter · 05/06/2007 21:43

of course you can come see me but you'd have to get a jiggle on - ds2 due soonish and i'll be out of lunch actione for some time after

greatbigonion · 05/06/2007 21:44

are you talking about yer actual nips or the auureole thingy?

oliveoil · 05/06/2007 21:44

he is a lying gimp

false

you mark my words, it will all come out

Idreamofdaleks · 05/06/2007 21:46

cod pleasephotocopy nips and add to profile

dare you

FluffyMummy123 · 05/06/2007 21:48

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PrincessPeaHead · 05/06/2007 21:50

Cod you have nips TWO 2p pieces across? Each nip?

Farkin 'ell you FREAK

he he he he he

mine max 50p. nearer 10p if cold

so are you two arranging a nips comparison afternoon chez moi? ta for telling me...

foxinsocks · 05/06/2007 21:51

2 2ps across isn't that large

ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 21:51

It's well within the normal range, you know, codster. Maybe you really do need some nipple confidence boosting a la Gok. I like the name of the nipple surround as well- areola is a good word. Look- areola size varies a lot from woman to woman. Can be over 4 inches in diameter...

PrincessPeaHead · 05/06/2007 21:51
PrincessPeaHead · 05/06/2007 21:53

(I did actually whip out my nork and have a look
well not "out", that implies they go up and down and they don't really, they are too small, they just sit there)

Tutter · 05/06/2007 21:53

when cold i think mine nearer 5p

pph, i'll bring the pimms, cod can bring pudding

i promise not to let my waters break on adrian

PrincessPeaHead · 05/06/2007 21:53

oh my god 4 inches

I think I have to leave this thread

fishie · 05/06/2007 21:54

au revoir peanips

ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 21:54

Stop it, peahead! We are reassuring cod that she is not at the dinner plate end and you are ruining everything!

foxinsocks · 05/06/2007 21:54

not just the nip pph!

JoolsToo · 05/06/2007 21:55

pmsl at 'udder' omg I think I've had an accident - rofl

foxinsocks · 05/06/2007 21:56

tutter, that is very worrying, that yours range between 5p and 50p

seriosuly impressive stimulation going on there

JoolsToo · 05/06/2007 21:56

I remember friend's dh saying when she was bfing dc3 that her nips 'favoured oranges' pmsl

PrincessPeaHead · 05/06/2007 21:56

didn't know you were up the duff tutter
I know bugger all about you actually, you have been playing international woman of mystery for so long... but its all coming out now... where you live, the state of your fertility, the size of your nips.... hahahahah

PrincessPeaNips · 05/06/2007 21:59

I think this is a MUCH more appropriate name for me

JoolsToo · 05/06/2007 22:01

pity I'm going to Switzerland I'd have come down for the day and been your 'little woman' and waited on mn royalty for the day.

Tutter · 05/06/2007 22:05

arf

ah i'm a simple soul pph, just a humble mouse with smallish nipples

ScummyMummy · 05/06/2007 22:05

lol. This thread has been v amusing. Cod- i really do love you for measuring your nips with 2Ps! Ignore that princessinvisiblenips- she is clearly jealous.