Corrie Thread - the best (of the worst!) NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!

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Good God... how did they win best soap? The best soap is Molten Brown. Fact. (Lime and Patchouli, specifically!) What with dozy Rosie, booed Jude and airy-fairy Rosemary... think we'll all be reaching for the remote control by the time Jude has emerged from his kennel!

It's the same with Chesney. Cute as a child, but a bit of a plank now.

I hope little Max doesn't go the same way. I quite liked him, don't see that much of him now!

I also remember Simon being seriously cute. I thought Jack was quite good yesterday. I'm surprised the hospital staff didn't admit Kevin to investigate his orange face.

Did you see the size of "little" Max last night? He is hooooge!
They should do a Tracy when the kids don't live up their cuteness-upstairs to do their homework for ten years and get another actor in.

I cannot deal with Kevin's face. He's clearly been trapped in a Bessemer convertor.

The actor who plays Max will be 13 in November- isn't Max still at Primary school?

Max looked bigger than David when they were sitting on the settee.

The character Max was 'born' on 5th September 2006 so he's almost 12 in the show.

They have kept him quite young compared to how quickly they have some of the other children grow up.

Well TBF David isn’t huge himself!

So does that mean Max is for secondary school in September? He really looks odd in a primary school uniform now.

Does anyone else have the feeling that Tracey is wearing Michelle's old engagement ring?

Fairly sure Simon was throwing remote controls at Leanne and drinking vodka in the Bistro when he was twelve... PLEASE DON'T MAKE MAX GO THE SAME WAY, CORRIE!

I think that they realised the ring Tracy is wearing belonged to Karen.

I was hoping that might be a clue that Karen might visit at some point and point this out.

Steve did say eight engagements and seven rings so far didn't he?

Who were they all to? I can remember Vicky, Karen, Becky, and Michelle, and one must have been Tracy previously as they were going to reuse her old ring again. Who are the others?

He married Karen twice so that could mean 2 rings.

Wasn't Leanne one of his fiancées?

Yeah he said it's Karen's but I can just imagine the nonsense drama when Michelle spots it and Tracey throws a fit. What about Fiona, he nearly married her didn't he, but she had slept with his dad so she had, or did I dream that?

Yes, Steve & Leanne were engaged for about 2 days!

What about Fiona, he nearly married her didn't he, but she had slept with his dad so she had, or did I dream that?

No you didn't dream that. Jim McDonald turned up at Steve's wedding and caused a scene. He referred to Fiona as, 'the MacDonald family whore' nice man. Not.

The apprentice hairdresser that's going out with seventies throwback boy Seb - doesn't she look like Fiona Middleton ? Does she turn out to be Steve's sister ?

Oh yes- Fiona. Ewww- shagging Jim McD

Does Ali know Jack? When Faye called him from down the street he didn't ask what the lads name was, just started calling him Jack. I'm assuming I've forgotten some connection. How do they know each other? In fact, how did Faye know Ali's name?

I suppose it's just because they're neighbours?

I stopped watching for a while they why did Faye and Seb split up?

Billy is walking remarkably well.

Pleeeease don't let anything happen to Eccles!

Eccles is the best actor on the show right now.

Poor little Eccles. I bet he's got a private room at the vets.