Corrie Thread - the best (of the worst!) NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!

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Good God... how did they win best soap? The best soap is Molten Brown. Fact. (Lime and Patchouli, specifically!) What with dozy Rosie, booed Jude and airy-fairy Rosemary... think we'll all be reaching for the remote control by the time Jude has emerged from his kennel!

I've no idea about the birth certificate, or even who Susie's legal mother is! It's all just got too complicated.

Eva is on the real birth certificate, they printed fake ones off the internet to fill in with false details to fool Peter.

Right, so the registered mother is Eva, but does Peter think he's the legal father? Do you think they destroyed the fake certificates?

Johnny's behaviour has been awful but it is obviously the grief talking. Eva said herself a few episodes back that he was like a father to her once so he is clearly acting out of character. He is half crazed with guilt and traumatised after having lost his son so I still think blaming him for Aiden's suicide and telling him he'd never see his grandchild again was a bit low.

She handed over that grandchild to another woman for NO good reason so I don't think it's entirely unreasonable for Johnny to imagine a scenario where she gets tired of Suzie and passes her on to another random person!

Johnny acts as if everyone is to blame, but him. His vicious hissing and raging is making him a hateful character - and I used to really like him!

What's the 50s party in aid of?

Party is to say Goodbye to Flora as she's moving somewhere else with her new found fortune (that's inherited from Vinney who stole it from the residents) (and how it was released through probable so quick I'm not so sure)

Anyway.

She got the money already? Ok. So a whole street is giving a farewell party for a woman they don't know, and who has come into money because they were fleeced? Ok!

Daniel looked yummy though 😍

Not all wills need probate, if there's no property and only one beneficiary, and a very simplex will you don't have to go through probate.
But the whole storyline is mad.

It’s very likely isn’t it clionba?

Daniel Mmmmm.

How unscary was Tyler “threatening” Simon? My 12 year old was in kinks watching!

I am in shock. For the first part of the episode Michelle had a WHITE top on

Tim: "He's gone all hard Brexit!"

Oh my word. Carla and Beth changing company documents. Both the actresses must look at the scripts and inwardly scream I'm better than this.

Both the actresses must look at the scripts and inwardly scream I'm better than this.

Doubtful. They're not likely too look at the zeroes on their paycheck and then happily read any old shit the director tells them too.

Beth's character has been crap for a while now.

I was actually hoping that they would split her and Kirk up and bring in the new woman.

But there are too many Connors now, and I'd be glad if Alya kept the factory and some Connors disappeared. And I never thought I'd say that I'd want Alya to stay.

Kate and Johnny could both go and not be missed.

Michelle and New Head Ryan could go. New Head Ryan's new head annoys me every time I see it, and the rest of him is no less annoying.

Carla could stay but they'd have to give her a better storyline than picking on Alya and hissing the word "factory" every five seconds.

I did like Sinead and Daniel's maturity in the face of the other 'engagement'. Steve is a complete wimp but I do like his gurning faces in uncomfortable situations!

God, I do hope Steve and Tracey don't get married. I hate them together as a couple.

Steve’s acting is appalling at the minute. He is usually quite good at comedy acting but this recent stuff is just dire.

Please get rid of Ryan, Kate and Improbable GP. Also that Bethany storyline is just going on and on. Somewhat unreasonably, I am irritated by her hair. She works in a hairdresser and can never get her roots done?

Kind of off topic but digital spy did an article about which classic characters should be brought back by new producer and they mentioned Becky.
I was thinking now Steve and Tracey are back together I would love Becky to come back a successful business woman and take over the pub and the factory too how fab would that be

Yes! Becky to come back and do all that!
Plus she could actually act.

Yes Becky!! I love Becky. She stole every scene she was in.

I loved Becky and Roy. Or "Royston"!
Imagine having a great character, well acted, like Roy, and criminally under using them because of a shite storyline about a baby swap.

Oh Royston! Yes! Forgot about that