Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

[OublietteBravo]

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

I keep thinking they're saying Siri.

This is dreadful

Poor SuRie having to laugh at portugese jokes.

Yeah, there's 0 chance of the UK getting more than 2 points

I don't like our entry, but I know lots of people do.

That UK song has every chance of going badly flat in performance...

I have decided that Portugal should never be allowed to go near a pun ever again.

The hosting is atrocious.

Is it our turn to come last?

That UK song has every chance of going badly flat in performance...

DH just said exactly the same.

This is what the Spice Girls Reunion would look like, if they had to present the Generation Game, in Estonian.

I would rather watch Holly Willbooby and Phil host than these 4

Ok, I like Austria.

Dog says 'no' to Estonia.

oubliette isn't it always our turn to come last?

Lithuania?!

DialM

Oh lordy. I loathe Israel.

No great surprises here yet.

I think it was Germany last year - wasn't it?

YAY!!!!

Yeah - go Albania!!!!!!

I am definitely sticking with Albania on Saturday.

The Lovely Horse strikes again

WHAT?!

HOW?

WHY?

Ireland?!

WTF?

Ireland?? Wtf???

Well, it won't win. It was boring as hell .