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Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

986 replies

OublietteBravo · 19/04/2018 21:21

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

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OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 21:49

Yawn. Might go and check my email.

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RedToothBrush · 08/05/2018 21:51

Sweden do this so much better. Can Sweden just win please?

DialMforMordor · 08/05/2018 21:51

Interesting. Their cariacature of a British naturalist looks like... the British cariacature of an Italian opera singer/car insurance salesman.

head explodes

Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:52

Er...

Wtf.

Was that??

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 21:52

Sweden are allowed to win as long as they borrow someone else's song to do so.

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Rhubarb01 · 08/05/2018 21:52

I'm assuming that was funny in Portugese.

dillite · 08/05/2018 21:52

I know you will raahh and you know it will be worth it

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 21:53

As you might have gathered, I don't like Sweden's song this year

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Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:53

Dial It's David Attenborough's birthday today.

I'm insulted on his behalf.

I doubt he's watching Grin

dillite · 08/05/2018 21:53

Hang on, are you telling me that skit wasn't done by the Brits?

Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:53

dillite I might even look up some videos, you know, just because...

dillite · 08/05/2018 21:54

This Slovenian girl is as dull as a lump of wet cardboard

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 21:55

I quite like Slovenia's song. I doubt it will make it through the semi. It isn't really Eurovision.

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Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:56

There is an angry man on Thursday.

RedToothBrush · 08/05/2018 21:56

How much botox has Scott Miles had?

TorviBrightspear · 08/05/2018 21:56

DD (aged17) reckoned the Irish entry sounded like a nervous schoolboy.

dillite · 08/05/2018 21:56

raahh please allow me to give you a headstart

dillite · 08/05/2018 21:57

Irish entry sounded like a bootleg car boot Ed Sheeran

Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:59

dillite you have just confused everyone on the thread.

Or gained Filipp many fans Grin

Is this Coldplay?

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 21:59

Why don't they get three of the automatic qualifiers to perform instead of randomly trying to fill time?

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Raahh · 08/05/2018 21:59

No Rylan, it sounded like Coldplay.

Raahh · 08/05/2018 22:00

Wtf??

Stop it now.

dillite · 08/05/2018 22:00

I think I did break the thread with the fabulousness that's Filip. I do not apologise!

Raahh · 08/05/2018 22:01

She will have run off with the Albanian by Saturday. Deffo.

Raahh · 08/05/2018 22:02

She's really annoying. Sorry, but she is.