EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

It was very gagtastic and I was cringing at the towel rubbing Mel's leg with tights on- ooh the static and snagging . I loved raging Phil with his bat though - classic, and yay to unny and billy getting back together (probably) I wonder if he'll get his job back at cokers? Poor Jay could do with a hand (and some luck - he was waiting in that queue for e20 for 2 whole episodes despite being Shazza and Phil's faaaamily). Was quite pleased jack got smacked in the chops - twice - he's had it coming the smarmy git! Good point about the Albert akire - where have Kim and Vincent and gbp vanished to?

I'm still cringing about Phil and Mel. The horror! Wasn't believable for me.

Loved baseball bat Phil though. And honey and Billy. And Jay. Good stuff

What about Linda being so desperate for a Micky shag that she could hardly keep still? Really? A whole episode about inappropriate lust! I was waiting for Karen to make a move on Ted.

Oh gawd I have not seen it yet but Mel &Phil that isrevolting

About the Albert, my guess is that Aiden will pass it onto to Ciara and ray (Mel 's ex).

Oh yeah "dip" 🙈🤯

And it was soooooo obvious Homey was going to boak 🤢

I cant believe that Phil wont try and delete that CCTV of Mel and him - cant be that hard to do, he managed to do it to the footage of Louise and Hunter. just get Mel out of that office.
Ted is so horrible to poor Bernie, i know he is grieving and his in a bad place but having a pop at her all the time is wrong. she is being really helpful and nice to him as well. Agree that Louise's bitchy side is still to the fore, maybe her and Unter deserve each other after all.
Who was looking after Honey's children whilst she was necking wine with Jack and Billy was working?

The 80s - when jack invited unny out he said supersonia was having his tribe and 'wouldn't mind a couple more' she is a superhero after all

Phil. Really 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Why :(

Now MEL will lord over shazza

Hunter so wanted Phil to see the video

Honey throwing up

And yes I noticed MEL’s bunion

That red dress and lipstick ages her. Some reds suit blondes. Some don’t

iknow, its good that they mentioned who was having the kids ! i missed that bit.
It was a bizarre episode again really. bit all over the place.

Mel’s make up was truly awful, so aging ....

It didn’t make sense Mel to close the bar. Just lock Phil in office. Surely all door and bar staff don’t need supervising. What way kill the business.

Just caught up Why did Mick and Linda turn into Babs windsor and Sid James I am sure Mick cackled Unter is a little scrote isn't he ? I get that he looks like Steve Owen but his act is terrible. I CAN'T even talk about Mel and Phill it is too soon

Its a wonder Sharon employed Mel in the first place to run her bar.

you would look for someone else wouldnt you? there cant be a shortage of bar managers.

I think Sharon felt she owed Mel because of the money situation and wanted Ciara off her back, Mel is totally unsexy the whole thing washeavetastic

Dogsdinnerlady ! I was waiting for Karen to make a move on Ted. Haha that made me laugh !

That made me laugh too about Karen and Ted! They were all rampant last night. Well unny might have been till she threw up.

Mel fancies herself as some sort of temptress. I feel embarrassed for her.

Mel needs to be taken down a peg!

Hard believe Ted has zero money for funeral. Most older people in 80s it’s their biggest worry. Different if you die very earlier. Not having enough pay 6k yes but nothing?

Surely kids would help? Very sad

Took me 5min work out who woody was at all. Plus have greasy looking woman back. Why why??

Woody was after money that’s all.

Agree that Ted would have some insurance.

Back to the stupid plots, then.

Oh well- at least it’s stopped being difficult to follow!

Mrs Spam probably had life insurance or a funeral plan but Mr Spam is so useless around the house he probably doesn’t know about it.

Yeah , mrs spam ‘put the policy somewhere safe’ 😀