EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

I didn't think Keanu was that gullible - what next, a tin of blue sparks?

Yes that was stupid. Ok so he may have gone to pub but realised. But what Bar opened at what 8-9pm? And he still in offerals? Phil not wondering where he is 6h later?

Did I miss scence , he sends him off so he could talk to Hunter? Who was lurking around but was there a discussion? Or did I fall asleep?!

What a fab funny episode

Had a few giggles here and there

Tho poor Lou and coniving hunter

Lou isn’t 16 is she?

And hunter isn’t 18 so why allowed in club

But Ohio will go and beat him up. Who else owns a baseball bat in their cupboard ....

Billy 58??? Really

Billy doesn’t look that old. He is still slim and has hair , so that helps I think. 😀
So funny how Phil is coming up as Ohio. Autocorrect can be a menace.

Actually blondes- ds1 bought a baseball bat years ago to play over the park ( once)and it ended up in the cupboard under the stairs and never been moved! Not any good if we're Upstairs and there’s a problem though. Ds2 said we’re ready for the zombie apocolist as they are scared of them apparently. Wouldn’t like to try it though.

I'm not surprised he's 58 as he grew up with Phil plus has a five year old great-granddaughter, but I agree he looks younger.

Becks is in college or 6th form so 17 this year. So Becks has be 16 before September to do her GCSE. Sure she was only one year below Becks.

Louise was 16 5th nov 2017

FFS Mel have some self respect

Phil’s going to chest isn’t he?
Who can resist a towel and heels? 😀

‘Unny is s terrible drunk. Ask Phil how to do it properly!

I feel a bit sick at Phil and Mel - vom face!!

Mel n Phil - not good at all.

She's clever and vindictive! Didn't see that coming. Very good making him smell of booze too.

Was that the same towel that Chelle made Martin buy ? They love a towel on EE!

J R did the same to Sue Ellen on Dallas with the drink!

I might need brain bleach after Mel's seduction scenes.

God Mel is as attractive as a manky old flannel

Urgh. Watching Phil stretching out his turkey neck and puckering for a snog with Mel reminded me of that old man on "I'd do anything to get on tv" loooong ago on the word. 🤢

That made me too. Least Sharon saw through him.

Why haven’t we see any of the bar since It was taken over by he who shall not be named. In case they re write him back in.

That was gross. I don't need my evening spoilt by watching Phil's open mouth going towards Mel.
And whats all that about underage sex. They only need to glance at Mumsnet to realise police not going to be interested in a 16 year old girl and her 15 year old boyfriend.

Yes the underage sex thing was ridiculous. It's a couple of teenagers that are in a relationship. If the police had to pursue every teenage hook up between a fifteen and sixteen year old, the judicial system would be swamped.

Akire, do you mean the Albert and Aiden?
It’s gone quiet about that - it’s all E 20 atm.

I like that the writers haven't forgotten that Louise has a bitchy side to her (calling Bernie a 'tramp' in tonight's episode).

Phil moving in for the kiss and Mel's bunion were the the vilest moments for me.