EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

Why was Stacey ironing a bib?

When Sonia was working she never had time for Martin barely saw him and to wrecked to do anything nice for herself or Martinjust yell at each other. She has time to play house and cook meals and everything Because she’s not working. Surely have to at some point

Sonia is an unlikeable PITA so I don't feel sorry for her at all. I'm quite looking forward to seeing her get rejected.

The actress playing Mick's new bed partner was apparently "discovered" in real life having an argument with her boyfriend in an Essex Railway Station. She's the real thing!

As a fellow Clactonite, this does not shock me.

I looked her up last night. She’s only 26

Was it Clacton station?

I love a day out to Clacton myself, has nice shops and a decent pier and beach and some fish and chips - whats not to like?
She looks younger than 26 i think, but everyone looks young to me these days.

They keep referring to her being from Clacton, going back to Clacton etc on the show. She sounds like she might be from there in real life.

Glad you like it 80s - I moved away for uni and never went back but I was telling a man I met through work about where I grew up recently and he said ‘oh yes, I used to go down there to mug holidaymakers on the sea front when I was a teenager’. Didn’t know quite what to say!

People seem to have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to previous relationships.
Only months ago, Stacey was whining that she found the drudge of domesticity with martin so stifling she had to sleep with max.
Sonya also got bored of martin. Finding him feckless and inattentive, I think he might have cheated on her as well.
Martin : Stacey walked all over you and cheated. And Sonya might be acting like a stepford wife on heat now, but how long till she reverts to nagging fishwife.

Go jean! Stacey needs to hear a few home truths.

To be fair, Martin was feckless and inattentive but appears to have undergone a personality transplant into Mr Nice.

reggaetonlente, it doesnt have a great reputation granted. any time we've been there for the day its been during the day though.

Its okay. Frinton and Walton on the naze are a bit nicer though for a day out as well.

Hmm, agree that they chop and change the relationships, but its good that Martin hasnt forgiven her for shagging Max - you would find that hard to do.

Jake wood was on good morning Britain the other day. I really warm to him as a person which means when he plays Max I can't help liking him still 😂

I also like Martian. Like others at first he was an annoying drip but actually although still a bit damp he's a nice lad ( probably a bit young for me though! - he's what? 33?)

Youare - I like Max but his past would put me off I think! It’s been full on.
I wonder if L will mention the wedding tonight? She’s a royalist

I like Max too although he's a bastard! I also like Halfway

I had a dream that I pulled Kush and he was really terrible kisser, I'm afraid that put me off him for good.

Ben Hardy in the Queen film, with long hair and tight trousers?! fans self

Sinister - I dreamt that Peter Kay and I were in a clinch once. I was a bit more keen than him! Lol.

My best celebrity cop off dream was Jarvis Cocker, he was amazing in a long limbed spidery way! Also it was on my mums kitchen table, which he could probably mention in a lyric afterwards.

The Clacton girl. Gosh she's very, very thin . A bit worrying. I know she's meant to look 'ard and pale and Essex and homeless. Lovely cheekbones and all, but she actually looks so thin she looks ill. Do the TV producers have some kind of responsibility here?

Robbie: he is really making me laugh, the hypocondria issue etc. Becoming quite a character, after a poor start.

Mick: reminds me of me, a bit. Well-meaning, tries to see the best in everyone, blows up in his face .

Linda: when will the pink just stop? Looking increasingly Madame Tussauds.

There’s been bunting and flags in square and some traders had royal masks so bound to be a big thing. Expect them all working hard tidying up after it on Monday.

In good old days would have had a street party, but no one really organise it these days unless Carmel or Ian elbow way into resediants thingy that way.

Hayley reminds me of someone.
It’s the Essex connection! ( I wish I were as thin)

Stacey - an even more annoying character than Sonia. She's also the self-righteous, self-appointed "Moral Voice of Reason" on the Square. Except when it comes to her own actions, of course. She's pretty. And confident. A pretend self-ironic-deprecating view, so dreary/lazy, but somehow so full of herself! Loves to dish it Out, but Can't Take it. Oh how I dislike her .

Yes, the Carmel and Ian thing made me smile. Good acting too!

She's not even thin though. She is like a stick even for an actress

I was that thin once. Long time ago now!

What day is it? Carmel going to winser tomorrow but party today. But at 2 when kids in school but not Lilly?!!

Plus if it is Saturday then starts at 12 so no way she be back by 2!