EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

Sharon and Phil go back a long way. It is very tiring i agree but they have always loved each other through all the bad times. Grant was devastated when he found out they were having the first affair as he really loved her too. Its a bit of a mystery, but she likes being the ' moll' i think, even if she is getting on a bit. Phil is like Ian, women tend to fall at his feet sometimes without any of us knowing why to be honest. He isnt much of a catch these days.

I just can't imagine living with him day to day. I can't imagine him being much cop in bed either.

tobee, no, he is probably a bit of a flop in the bedroom and snores, even though his off the booze. He is funnier drunk, but thats been done about a million times already so they cant go there.
I think the women on the square like him as he is a bit of a face still and has a few bob.

Just checking in.

Big Mo is getting right on my wick. Such a dated character.

How on earth could Kat and Alfie have got through £1m. Hasn't anyone on the square asked Kat what happened to it all.

Mo can’t be broke she least has her pension coming in. And seems no home or bills to pay for. Presume she least has a council home given she has live somewhere. Which she is probable sub letting!

Whit needs a job, you know with what she is trained in. Given she living bill free. Tiff needs go to school!! Stupid how let it go on this long. Surely she could go school.

Kat should get another stall they could run it between them.

Noooo! Phil will retire to Italy (the new Spain :) )

Look guys, EE writers (and I use the term loosely) prob get paid loads for the banal rubbish they trot out. We shouldn't be giving them all these great plot ideas for zilch. There's value in intellectual property. Any lawyers out there? We could start a lawsuit for back-dated royalties - crowdfunded.

I think a 54 year old man is writing for Tiff because i cringe everytime she hashtags something the writer probably thinkall the kidz are saying it

Stacey did ask Kat about her money and got a weird response.
Alfie is in Spain with 3 children and a brain tumour - maybe she let him have it all so she could leave him and not feel too guilty about it?

Tiff and her hashtags are funny though mrs jayy, but , i agree, someone my age is probably writing it thinking that younger viewers are actually watching it! They are not.

😁 Great new thread .

My dd watches it she is 20 she liked Phils rundown of who Unters dad was and how he died

thats good to know there are some younger viewers out there.

Phil is great - i;ve always been a fan of the meat head myself. he will have legend status when he does leave for good and, i hope, the special music and a decent send off. ( not like Jane)

May I ask what the no spoilers title is about?

People seem to be discussing the show in quite a lot of detail?

There's another thread that says spoilers but how would I know any spoilers by watching it like everyone else?

On this thread we can discuss anything that's been shown on the programme, Take. On the other thread they make reference to upcoming plots that have been published on sites like Digital Spy and in some telly magazines.

BBC trailers that show upcoming events are a bit of a grey area so best avoided here !

I avoid the BBC trailers because they are spoilers to me. I'm spoiler hardcore.

take, we discuss future plots on here which will never happen! just a bit of fun really.

we chat about the episode thats just been aired and thats all. no spoilers.

the eastenders spoilers thread is for chat about things we may have read in the tv guides or newspapers etc, proper future stories not our made up stuff!

If it’s not been on it’s a spoiler. So Kat “dying” was totally spoilt by BBC trailer showing she probable wasn’t dead. Most of us want the “ohhhhhhh” moment when she arrives. It’s fine to say I don’t think she’s dead but it’s sll guessing.

Even if TV Times or Day time TV shows old character return or major health plot it’s still a spoiler. Every thread someone will let one leak. Hence the thread titles the patio is getting full of dead bodies

Those who watched Redwater, is it worth catching up on? Or shall I just guess what happened? Is it even available anywhere anymore?

Btw I'd be sad if Phil left. I just wouldn't want to live with him. I like a bit of conversation from my Dh!

Redwater gave more questions than answers to be honest! It had stupid ending where possible 3 people died. Now Kat is back no mention of her son, if anyone else died, or what happened when she nearly died. If they are going do a spin off need to tie up the ends even if you didn’t watch it. It’s ok if you want kill few hours but you don’t miss much acting

Amazon have for £12.99

Redwater has to be seen to be believed 😂

‘Red water ‘had some good actors in it. Kat and Alfie were out classed in the acting stakes. I only watched two though. Kat finding Zoe’s twin brother she didn’t know she had given birth to.

£12.99. Yeah that's a bit steep for Redwater. Anyway, I've picked up bits from you lot:- blah blah blah not that good blah blah blah priest blah blah blah operating table blah blah blah overboard blah blah blah doof doof doof.