EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

Maybe - who is the grandad

Thanks for heads up 80s how is daughter going get him in care home? Presume they have no money live on pension and in council house so no money to pay for place. She’s going have convince SS and Doctor he can’t cope and ship him off. Not very likely. Even when you can’t take care of yourself thy give you the mim amount care to stay at home!!

Hunter is annoying. I don’t really care how he’s feeling. Get over it!!!

Why is Kat only charging £10 an hour. £20 more like

I think that Ted will be assessed for capacity and Bernie will pop in and have a storming game of chess with him and save the day.

Daughter is obviously jealous of Bernie . She looks trouble. Ted isn’t ill or anything. She has no idea!
Clean Slater. That made me laugh.

I thought clean slater was brilliant

Only in soaps can a single mum with no income just take in counts 1-2-3-4-5 lodgers and dosnt effect her benefits!

Why didn’t they pretend that Tiff was 18 and no longer had to go to school? She what 15?

My guess is that Michelle will revert to her old ways and have an affair with Hunter.

South - that was my first thought too - does Mel know about chelle's penchant for the younger man boy?

Oh god no south please be wrong about that!

They wouldn't do that Hunter is 15 yes i know preston was 18 but it was an abuse of trust Preston was over the age of consent

No - I can’t see Hunter fancying Chelle!
Sharon saying ‘ you live here rent free’ made me look up ( from my phone!) she is working she shd pay rent. Even if living with that crowd can’t be easy.

I expect he'll turn 16 within the next few months. This new teaching story has to go somewhere.

Mel left April 2002 a few months pregnant with hunter which makes him 16 around October time?

Probably Halloween!

What subjects can Chelle teach? Does she know the UK GCSE syllabus?
Hunter is a ridiculous pouting booby and NO he doesn't look anything like a young Bros.

If she had him early in August then he be 15 sitting his GCSE which would be right.

So I have a son same age as hunter (albeit he is already 16) so is the answer to my problems to just nab an ex-teacher in my local shop and get her to tutor him for £20 per hour? Rather than being a stressed out lunatic, necking gin and begging and pleading with the shitbag to do some revision, any sodding revision ?

dogsdinner Martin and Gary Kemp were in Spandau Ballet they weren't the twins from Bros (Luke and someone else Goss I think). But Hunter is annoying. Wonder whats under the make up.

Even if chel doesn't make a move on Hunter we might have the story where he makes it up.

I suppose if she became pregnant in Jan and he was early then it’s possible his doing his exams this year? Or the writers haven’t bothere with wiki ! So funny about a tutor - even with a tutor ds1 would have still ‘winged it’ I bet! 😀 the curse of having teens.

Mel mentioned his GCSE’s so I’m assuming he’s in year 11.

He looks older than 16 - just needs a guitar and a kilt and he’ll be fine

lazymum...sorry about that. All those lads looked alike to me but then I am ancient and probably was even back i their day.

Mel mentioned his GCSE’s so I’m assuming he’s in year 11

GCSE level starts in Year 10, and now sometimes Year 9 for certain subjects

Yes but this is EE where parents only talk about their kids doing GCSE’s and A-levels when the kids are in the final year of them.