EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

I did just do that, 80s - and it's her!

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I don’t mind a spoiler. I know not to comment on here though! Lol
I suppose she has to make her money somewhere. I liked Pat / she was a proper character.

Isn't Tiffany somehow related to Babi (baby Abi) twice, through the Branning side - being Carol's granddaughter as well as through the Wicks' side? Eastenders genealogy makes my head explode

They are all ' six degrees of separation' and, at one time, they were all related to Pat ( when there were more butchers and Brannings in it)

I would love the ' who do you think you are ' people to do one of the younger characters ( such as Tiffany) as a kind of spoof/ one off one to see where her ' tree' lies - or baby Abi maybe.

So Babi is related to Riccckaaaaayyyyy too then?!

Keagen acts really well, you can see chemistry between him and tiff unlike Hunter who really can’t act at all! Poor Tiff must spend hours getting her make Up done every day.

Did Max have criminal record before going prison? As it was miscarriage surely shouldn’t count. Though how they will get out of drug addiction given cora knows everyone ins and outs I don’t know.

Keegan is one of the better teen actors.

Everyone on the Square is an ingredient in an unspeakable gene soup. All got their DNA mixed up with other like a pack of inbred mongrels. Am waiting for a storyline about cloning next. Imagine if they were able to use old DNA to clone some of the dead ones, like in Jurassic Park.
Dirty Den, Pat and Frank, Fatboy etc. New lease of life for EE.

dogs, thats a good idea to clone a few old characters!
can you imagine?

they do tend to recycle a bit though, Mel is the new Ronnie. Max a poundland Dirty Den type, karen is Bianca etc.

Why does Honey need an assistant for that shop which is around 2 foot square? who has her kids whilst she is there and Billy is at work?
will the Albert ever re open?

Raine is baby’s abis great aunt

Jack is great uncle or she is their great niece

I am wondering why there is constantly so much faff over the cleaning of the e20 when we've only seen it open for one night and that only lasted until phil threw a hissy fit and everyone decamped to the vic?

Mel could clean it herself with Billy’s help. Would save a fortune. It’s not that big she needs 3 of them and most clubs don’t open in week anyway. It’s all daft!

Pat had a fling with Pete Beale. He could have actually fathered one of the Wickses. That would make baby Abi related to a few more.

Actually Pat was married to Pete Beale and Wikipedia says:

During the marriage, Pat gave birth to two sons, David (Michael French) and Simon (Nick Berry), the latter of whom Pete believed to be his

I did look it up a while ago and the producers at the time let the mystery of Simon's dad stay - they did hint that simon wicks was Mr wick's son and not Pete's but it was never confirmed either way in the end.

if simon is pete beales son then that makes Ian and Simon half brothers- so simon is Steven's dad and steven is baby Abi's dad which makes them all pretty screwed up basically. lol.

Finally we see Sharon not in a suit and she’s still got perfect hair and full make up having just got up... yea right.

I do not want to think about Phil & Shazza having sexy time, that’s put me right off me Maltesers

God Max and Rainey are boring.

As long as it doesn’t put you off your walnut whips Nancy!
what’s up with half bake? I don’t believe his explanation!

I missed a lot- what is Sharon up to with Keanu ? Lost

80s, don’t mention the Walnut Whips, they’ve taken the bloody walnut off!

Sharon and car is new today nothing happened before hand. Does no garage in London have shops to get parts from?

Has half wit been shot now? Shame auntie is in Pakistan

I heard about the walnut nuts being banned but thought it wasn’t true! I haven’t seen or bought any in years. Is it all brands?

Why is halfway hiding his wounds?
Still confused about Sharon _ is she stiching Phil up?

I saw walnut whips in M&S at Xmas.