EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

Am I being thick? Don't answer!

What bus van and who are they visiting?

Blue van

you are, Birthday,- who posts on here- said the other week that one of her neighbours had a visitor most days in a blue van - she said that he shows up after school run times and doesnt appear to take any tools out of the van or anything - he doesnt appear at weekends though.
i cant remember why she spoke about him, but it was a few pages back and i have been asking if he has been around lately!

your not being thick at all. birthday and I are derailing the thread ( well i am ) and being nosy about her neighbour's activities and pondering if its an affair or maybe she just has a awful lot of work that needs doing to the home ( although he doesnt take the tools out of the van to go in apparently, so he ' must be building with his bare hands' as birthday put it!! ) or maybe the tools are stored at hers or he could be a brother or relative.

Ah yes! I remember that post now 🤦🏼‍♀️

I was thinking of on the actual programme 🙄😂😂

No - no vans on the square! Only when they want to get rid of people.,
Top news- my colleagues daughter had a selfie with Danny Dyer the other day in Southend. He was out with his family for the day. She said ‘ my mum likes you!’

The continuation woman quoting The Smiths- my fav group.
Kat is turning into an alkie.

I loved her slapping Max that was great and believable. So she is on it for money but still on drugs?

Would baby Abbie have a social worker and be in care? Or only because such fight over her? Thought mostly these things automatic with blood relatiae. So you can parent and be in and out prison but family carer you can’t have anything on record?

Kim is going to be a blast in the shop looking forward to that.

I missed where they stole all gin? Didn’t they just have a glass at club? Now we have hilarious both jobs at 9 plot.. with them forever cleaning the loo. Make it more interesting!! Can’t see Linda paying £30-£60 a day to them when pub hardly makes any money.

Do we know why Tanya isn’t taking the baby?

And I don’t think Lauren was necessarily walking away from Josh, just into the future?

Birthday’s Blue Van Visitor is more intriguing than any of the soaps at the moment...☺️

Tanya was a mess at the funeral. Maybe she is not up to taking the baby.

Lauren wouldn’t want her sister baby as her bf was the dad of baby abbi

Finally caught up.

Didn't take long for them to reveal the true meaning behind Rainmax wedding. Love that new nickname!

SW didn't seem fooled by them either imo. Appears Cora has made an application as well for custody - anyone with sense will allow that'

I think Rainie wants to be a mum so it's not just about the money for her.

Her and Max seemed surprised that they'll get DBS checked

I'm trying to work out who Baby Abi's closest blood relative is on the Square currently apart from the RainMacs.

Tiffany?

(Babi's dad was nephew of Bianca's dad.)

It would be Jack who’s her closest blood relative.

The Smiths quote was the best thing about last night. Anyone remember Chris Peckham doing it on Springwatch?

Poor child having max and jack as closest available reles to care. Rainie was Abi ‘s aunt so child is second cousin? Not sure. Steven was Simon wicks child ( think?) so there is butcher blood there too as pat was simons mum? Blimey it is complex.
It’s not Ian’s grand kid so it’s spared that / although he was good with Louis, Lauren and peters son / Who the Cambridge’s have named their one after ! Lol. ( or Louis Walsh)

Might have been Louie though thinking about it ( but sounds the same as Louis)
Anyway , baby Abi has an interesting family tree.

Forgot about Jack!

Yes, on Babi's dad's side the link is Steven > Simon Wicks > David Wicks > Bianca > Tiffany.

Assuming Simon and David are actually blood related?

I think David n Simon were related ( brothers) i always got those two mixed up.
David is Biancas Dad.

I always assumed Wicksy and David Wicks were brothers but you never know with EE. Pat could have found one of them in a box.

There was a question over their dad at one time but I read somewhere that they decided they did have the same dad in the end. Pat was a ‘woman of the night’ etc etc but I think she was always faithful to their dad when with him. Something like that! Anyway - there is wicks / butcher blood in baby’s dna - poor soul.

So Babi's great-gran is Pat currently flogging windows in the world's oddest advert Excellent.

Not seen the ad! Why are they weird?

She's two people - strict teacher and animal-print-coat woman. Going on about windows.

That is her, isn't it? Not a lookalike??

Pam st clement played Pat - you could look it up to see if it’s her? I’ve not seen the advert though but sounds intriguing. Channels on tv that are the ‘main ones’ do have some strange adverts.