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EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/04/2018 17:49

Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

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The80sweregreat · 30/04/2018 21:04

Liney - I’ll keep an eye out now.
Why isn’t half wit being honest?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/04/2018 21:22

YES they’ve THEYVE stolen the nuts off the whips

Why does halfwit tell them he’s been shot /stabbed etc 🙄

Shazza stealing the car is insane

HIW CAN MAX and raine afford the rent on Kim’s place

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Akire · 30/04/2018 21:25

Max and raine have never been camping then. They must have a loo on the lot if he’s working there all day. They have space sleep and electric and water so can boil kettle have strip wash what’s the problem?? Why not get a microwave and actually cook?

southeastdweller · 30/04/2018 22:09

HIW CAN MAX and raine afford the rent on Kim’s place

They can't, that's why they're squatting.

nancy75 · 30/04/2018 23:07

I reckon Halfwit has sold his appendix for transplant Grin

M&S walnut whips are imposters, they are ok in an emergency Walnut whip situation but they are not the real thing Sad

Akire · 01/05/2018 08:27

If half wits on “tour” where is he supposed to be? They know we no longer in Afghanistan right? He gets two weeks RNR after 3m which would work. Are we supposed to believe he some back to UK got himself instantly into trouble again and shot or stabbed? Hardly like Mik will be shocked given what they got up to last time.

nancy75 · 01/05/2018 09:54

Is Halfwit even really in the army?
If that's what we've got defending us against the evils of this world then I'm worried!

Akire · 01/05/2018 13:23

They did him online which was believable with other lads, but then he had 3m at Xmas when he was just there. That never happen in real life.
But then whit was getting annoyed when she was ringing him that he wasn’t answeing! If he was in a war zone that they keep hinting at (goodness knows where) he be on shift and wouldn’t know exactly when he would be free for calls. It’s not a 9-5 job!

youarenotkiddingme · 01/05/2018 17:12

I enjoyed the scenes with Shaz and Keanu last night.

He's actually a really good actor and I hope they start to use him more.

AGnu · 01/05/2018 17:13

I thought he was an army cook. I have no knowledge of army jobs but I'd have thought that would be one of the more set-hours type on-location jobs so possibly reasonable to assume he could answer at certain times. I wondered if he'd hurt himself so he could get home.

youarenotkiddingme · 01/05/2018 17:15

I thought halfwit was on an army boat as a chef?
I think maybe he got beaten up by the lads seen in the Skype scene because he didn't come back after that. I had also considered that he'd lied about being in but that doesn't make sense as where else would he have gone?

buddhasbelly · 01/05/2018 17:16

Halfwit was supposedly in Pakistan I think

The80sweregreat · 01/05/2018 17:16

Sharon seemed to be dissing Phil only a few hours after they went to bed. i missed what shes up to with the car and why?
I do like Keanu, i want him to succeed.

as for Halfway, who knows? maybe the army have kicked him out or his sold his soul to the devil or something weird. Whitless does pick em!
she has no luck with men.

dogsdinnerlady · 01/05/2018 18:49

In my day car theft was a crime. At no point did BMW tosser give Keanu his address. Who hands over both key to garage? Really lazy scripting, again.
First Mik'n'L, then Whit and Halfwit, now Sharon and Fill. What's with all the sexy stuff? Must be something in the beer. Sharon seems to be getting very big of late and those voluminous tops just accentuate her shape.

dogsdinnerlady · 01/05/2018 18:50

PS. I like the sold-a-kidney theory!

youarenotkiddingme · 01/05/2018 19:09

I think he gave the address because he was told to get a taxi. He would have had to get this information to tel the taxi company

The80sweregreat · 01/05/2018 19:28

Halfwit is the same as Lee. Problems there I reckon.

nancy75 · 01/05/2018 19:37

Does halfwit look like Benny from crossroads on purpose or is it just a happy accident?

buddhasbelly · 01/05/2018 19:40

I don't live in London but for those that do...is it common do have a car sales thing in a location such as walford? Just seems an odd place to buy a car..

nancy75 · 01/05/2018 19:45

buddhasbelly that car lot would have been £1million flats years ago

buddhasbelly · 01/05/2018 19:50

Thanks nancy i was thinking along those lines but thought perhaps this was a weird Londoners habit...

need a new car, refuse to go out of town to an industrial type place with lots of dealerships and instead go to the portacabin and get one from the once-a-week wash man Max.

The80sweregreat · 01/05/2018 19:53

Halfwit 'benny' ! Lol.

So we're back to 'whispering gangsters' . In the cafe.

They went to London and back really quickly.
halfs shirt is a ' boy in the striped pyjamas '
Where is Pearl ?

The80sweregreat · 01/05/2018 19:56

Lots of car salesmen on the London road in Leigh - big dogs, sovereign rings and sheepskin coats. Not sure about the east end"though.

LyingLowForABit · 01/05/2018 19:57

Is Halfway sweet or is it just me??

The80sweregreat · 01/05/2018 19:58

Lying, I,like him! Sucker for a non macho type.