EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

That small kitchen with so many people in it ! My house is small and full up with 3 of us in our kitchen. Let alone babies and toddlers.
They all looked showered and dressed and sparkling.
Why is Kat being so mysterious about Alfie and Jean about Olly? Drinking gin at 2.30 pm - not a good sign!

My kitchens full with just me in it 🙈😂😂

youare, when we're all in my tiny space trying to cook/ make a cup of tea/ stand around its just hell! just seeing all those people in Stacey's kitchen made me feel very closed in ( i know its only a set) I would love the walls knocked down to the dining room here but i cant bear the thought of all that dust and builders in and out and the cost .. ( first world problems i know)

where do they all sleep as well? must be topping and tailing and i bet Big Mo is a snorer ( looks it!) when she isnt taping people that is.
Hayley has been in prison then? she was sweet to Ted though.
Karen's speech though, it was up there with the greats!! lol

Agree. So many women in that kitchen. And all in full slap. They looked like a coven of witches in drag, the original nest of vipers.
Laughed at Mo's attempt at under-cover spying, a female East End spy, sort of M0M07 . High tech cassette recorders hidden all over the Square. Big Mo is watching you.

Thebirthdayparty Tiff is not at school because it's the Easter holidays at the moment (not that EE has made much of that) - so all the kids are off. Term starts again next week.

' Mystic Mo' and her dodgy recording devices. its never her fault though is it? she is the master of putting the blame on others. we all know those sorts.

it was funny when Karen was fishing for another ' lets raise money for a funeral' - when Mick said ' but it may turn out she isnt dead' made me laugh. They fell for that one last time and this time its true.

Kim is deluded thinking she can be the next Karen Millen, I;ve heard of aiming high, but that job sounded a bit out of her league. i thought that Vincent was going to say ' who will take care of Pearl'? but they didnt even discuss that., back in the kiddie cupboard Pearl baby. Or Jack's and Ingrid can look after you. However, it was funny last night a bit of humour is never a bad thing.

My kitchen just doesn't for all those people. It's not a crowed feel but rather a size issue

MOMO7 - that is funny!

' your gonna have baked spuds , cheese and beans' they know how to live it up on EE. The spirits have spoken, in Kat's case at 2/30pm ' ave a gin darling'
when Mo put that nappy in the bin without a nappy sack and she didnt even wash her hands afterwards i was cringing!

Momo7 😀I know not many people like her but I like Mo right where are they all sleeping and why is tiff still there surely Bianca is back from her cruise?
Woody is a right creep glad Whit is shot of him.

Vincent could surely look after Pearl as he isn’t working.

I missed about Hayley being in prison. Why? Isn’t it funny how in EE, people can be shits and then they do just one nice thing and we are all ‘ah she can’t be that bad after all’. Human nature I suppose, trying to find the best in people.

Where has Mo hidden all these cassettes recorders that nobody has spotted and pick up sound so clearly, without running out of batteries.

I suspect my neighbour is having an affair. Every morning when her husband leaves for work, a blue trades van appears outside her house. At first I thought she was having some carpentry work gone but it’s been going on for months now. My own bit of EE type drama!

Birthday- that’s intriguing about the neighbour! Sounds dodgy..( tell us more)..😀
Yes, I guess I am trying to find some thing nice about Hayley- I always try to see the best in people!

I had forgotten that Vincent is not working now! Maybe that’s why he wasn’t encouraging about the job.

Well there is t more really. I’m always looking to see if he brings a tool kit etc into her house but he doesn’t. He sometimes visits if the husband is there but more often than not when she is back from the school run and is there on her own. It is always at the same time and he stays about an hour. He is probably late 30s. I thought maybe he is her brother but every day at the same time? Not sure why he isn’t at work.

Oo neighbour and her blue van man I suspect my over the road neighbour is a drug dealer they get a lot of in &out visitors

Drug dealing? What do the customers look like? You could always loiter deliberately around taking photos of random stuff and see if they shifty lol

Blue van guy calls pretty much every day during working hours, he isn’t working there. He is self employed though (mobile no on van). Maybe he doesn’t have any work and visits her for a long chat every morning, seeing as it’s hard to find a tradesman around here, that seems unlikely though.

mrsjayy, i've heard rumours about a neighbour a few doors up and things going on, makes you wonder!
I guess if your self employed with a van or whatever its a bit easier to have an affair, if someone knocks or comes home unexpectedly he can whip out his spanner or hammer and pretend to be fixing something - 'nothing to see here mate' type of thing!

They range from yoofs hiding in hoodies to people who look ordinary but a bit shifty walking in.

I can never get anybody round here either ( builders etc) they either come round and measure up and you never hear from them again, or they dont show up at all or they give you date in about 6 months time as they are ' so busy' ( with the neighbours probably. having a chat or a cup of tea!) or they do turn up and it all goes wrong and you have to get them back ( but cant get in touch with them oddly enough) or they quote huge amounts as they really dont want to do it in the first place. Have some really nice ones ( when it all goes to plan) but mostly its hassle.

Jay said that Les coker didnt want people ' having credit'

When the Cokers first arrived on the square, I’m sure Les was in trouble because he let people pay in instalments etc. He was “too nice” and didn’t want people to get into financial trouble at a difficult time.

You are right Soup. Les was owed lots of money. Maybe after Babe blackmailed him, he changed his policy. Did Babe ever give them all the money back?

I think kat said it was Hayley's mum that was in prison not Hayley herself.

Loved mo's hello, hello - then shirl saying who is she channelling? Lionel Ritchie? Ha ha ha ha - gotta love Shirley!

So teds now down to his last 2 quid - someone needs to help him sort out benefits and maybe that way he'll get the funeral grant etc?

Birthday - one of my neighbours ran off with a bloke after having an affair, we sussed it out because of the van frequency, he had a white van at the time but has upgraded it to a blue one now no doubt with cash from her divorce settlement I wonder if it's the same fella? Are you in the south of England?

Stacey’s house is crazy. Why wouldn’t any of them get a full time job? Whit? Stacey? Kat? Then Mo and her mum can look after kids short term.

Whit working the odd shift in pub pant going keep her and whit in good even never mind pay rent and debts.

No should be on pension credit at least do how come zero money?? Better off kicking all out and renting out 3 spare rooms for lodgers!

Don’t get why Vincent wouldn’t tell Kim about savings. Mind you plenty people on here that think it’s law you never touch kids money even if you can’t feed them or are about to be evicted! They be better off renting out and moving in with Dee for 6m. Least their house is best on the square.

Hayley mentioned no longer having a tag on her ankle though.

Thinkbthe house behind me is drug dealing too. Motorbikes come and go early hours of the morning!

Loving that we all have our own mini soap operas going on off screen
I work in a Tennis club, sometimes the goings on are much more shocking than Eastenders stories!