Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

[fourquenelles]

Here we are again

Death pilot looks like he's had his makeup freshly done at the undertakers.

"Cookin' is a bit like flying' "

Y-e-e-e-e-ssss . . .

Of course it is . . .

You can get into a spin and burn up, I suppose . . .

Ex wife Purple.
Wish they'd stop saying sahd. I bet everyone hates him at the school gates. "Oh yes, little philomena's lunch box only ever contains artisan bread, which I learnt to cook whilst travelling in San Francisco. Which is nice"

exactly fourq..does he have two, five.....twelve? we need to know!

Purple

She could have left out the cous cous I think

Isn't deep fried sweetcorn a versionof popcorn?

Now that Munira has invoked The Offspring - and a birthday offspring at that - I worry that she's not getting through.

Arrgghhh Romaine, what have you done, and I thought we were friends, where's me bleach!!!

Eww the look of that meat

Here you are four - a bucket of domestic for your eyeballs.

Now what am I going to do about mine?

They are forever soiled.

Her heads gonna fall off if she keeps nodding.

Coconut brussel sprouts? Hate both flavours and they will be horrible squared together.

OOOOOH!

SAHD Simon has Got A Face On.

Ta Schaden

Death Pilot's dish looks great.

David has the Ugly plates. Looks like they've been smeared in poo.

Greg is a bit sad

Sorry! . No more pictures.

This is really hard to call. Although Deathly Dave is through.

I think he's winning me over. Dammit, Death Pilot David, you weren't supposed to have feelings.

death pilot nailed it

Death Pilot reminds me of PC Reg Hollis off The Bill.

His next dish will doubtless be marinated in his own tears of modest joy.

David is through then

Kenny has a very artful combover.

More raw flesh