Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

[fourquenelles]

Here we are again

"Tastes like liver; it's absolutely lovely." These things do not go together.

Except in paté, which I just pretend is nothing to do with innards.

He looked like he was about to cry when Greg denigrated his lamb.

This looks pretty - but we're back to raiding the wondowrbox.

Oh - and Fuck Off Greggggg.

Pilots dish looked amazing. Nisha’s venison looked raw rather than rare. Moonira through too I think.

*windowbox - I definitley typed WINDOWBOX

His next dish will doubtless be marinated in his own tears of modest joy.
Schaden

Grated sweet potato. What the hell?

His next dish will doubtless be marinated in his own tears of modest joy.

Romaine ugly as!
Is that vision what has attracted his wives of many????

Kenny has a very artful combover

OhWhat not as artful as Moonira's - I'm getting completely obsessed by it

Urgh you can see the tendons standing proud on that pigeon.

Sorry - I don't like the look of this (but then, I think ALL fish should be deep fried in batter, so I may be prejudiced)

Alex is through. too much undercooked meat from the others

Alex looks like she'd poison them if they dissed her grub.
More pink meat ahoy.

So who's in danger? Nisha and Simon?

Simon is sulking

Pilot man a contender for the trophy now

I feel sorry for Nisha, think she was crying

Those duck hearts look very......offally.....

Duck heart - yeuch!

I don't like him anyway - he is slightly creepy. Probably has a pocket of boiled sweets . . .

Oh look it's like a pearl!
I do love him.

A) Shut up Greggg

b) This dish looks luvverley

That wedding ring dish looks amazing!

Oh no 4 excellent ones Cheeky face, Death pilot Dave, Alex and George Ezra. Which three to go through automatically.

Nawamin is so clever.

He is lovely, isn't he Fuckery.

Such a pleasant lad.

Greg should be banned from saying ball/balls.

Cmon John,,damning with faint praise.