Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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Here we are again

I also think that a chocolate-free zone is an abomination.

I would happily welcome a deconstructed crumble-free zone, or a parsnip 3 ways-free zone, but NOT chocolate-free.

Tomato water??????

WTF?

Evening and happy holidays!

PinkChestnut that picture should have a health warning attached!

It's OK guys I have taken one for the team and just polished off a duo Mars Bar. No chocolate free zone here.

At least Gregg has got rid of the harry hill shirts

So they're all cooking tonight yet its only a half hour show, the really have fecked around with the schedule this year

Wouldn't be surprised if the celeb version started before this was over

Not quite Ellen. Off on Tuesday to find some sun.
George is another "who he?"

Thank you four - I knew we could rely on you.

Bottom of the salad bowl inspo???

Greg is a gonner I think. Hot dog and onions pigeon? Nope.

I remember years ago another contestant made tomato water. Blew the judges away

Misha's looks like cat-sick on steak.

Schedan, did you see the poxy cauliflower done four ways, christ its still cauliflower

Fatshaming his wife on the telly

Why can't they just call "stay at home dad simon".....erm, simon?

That pasta looked like boobies . . .

"Father of.......how many? Simon" With the women we are constantly told the sprog count. Why not with the chaps?

You do right OhWhat, I'd love a bit of heat on my bones

I remember the tomato water Olivia, she was in the final, she pops up every now and again to judge

Exactly Ellen

You can do what you like to the ingredient, but it doesn't suddenly become something different.

Urgh Greg pointy fingers in stereo.

Better check your balcony on arrival OhWhat. You never know what you might find on a sunny holiday. Much safer to stay here with us.

There are too many people. I feel overloaded with info.

Bloody hell Romaine I am considering a ban from the thread for that. My eyes, my eyes!!

Bloody hell, Romaine. There isn't enough brain bleach in the world for that image.

Romaine Please noooooooooooooooo 😱😱😱😱😱😱🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Deep fried sweetcorn, can't make up my mind about that one

God I love lamb shank