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Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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fourquenelles · 28/03/2018 21:58

Here we are again

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fourquenelles · 04/04/2018 21:01

Have a great time hobnobs ignore the jealous offspring (I do!)

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squoosh · 04/04/2018 21:01

Oh *hobnobs, sounds ace, have an amazing time! Be utterly disgraceful.

fourquenelles · 04/04/2018 21:01

Thanks Romaine

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Piggywaspushed · 04/04/2018 21:01

romaine, he didn't really. he sent me the long way but very politely. I felt quite overcome.

RomaineCalm · 04/04/2018 21:01

Have a great time Hobnobs. 😎

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 21:02

How did you break into Squoosh's cellar Olivia?

(asking for a friend)

OliviaStabler · 04/04/2018 21:03

OH, OLIVIA

TV does not do him justice. Truly.

OliviaStabler · 04/04/2018 21:06

I met Marcus at the launch of Heston's ski weekend event. He was truly lovely.

Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks
squoosh · 04/04/2018 21:07

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

Good woman! Grin You could just lick that dimple...

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 04/04/2018 21:08

I plan on being an utter disgrace 🥂🍹🍺🍸

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 21:10

You are my new idol hobnobs

Make us ashamed . . . . Grin

OliviaStabler · 04/04/2018 21:10

His eyes were hypnotising. He was truly lovely. Was chatting to us for ages.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/04/2018 21:10

I did say her head would fall off if she kept nodding. Told dh she's gone-good said he. Oh which country will they go to for the festival of wank that is the professional uber chef challenge? Is there anywhere far flung enough left?
Going to try this as it works for Squoosh -Sean Pertwee's voice, -Sean Pertwee's voice, -Sean Pertwee's voice. Is it working?

squoosh · 04/04/2018 21:12

What's that I hear? It sounds like Sean Pertwee's sexy, calm, yet urgent tones wafting towards me...

squoosh · 04/04/2018 21:13

Oh Olivia, I'm glad my lovely Marcus was his charming self that day.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 04/04/2018 21:19

Will report back on Monday Grin

Peregrina · 04/04/2018 21:47

Nisha definitely reached her limit two or three sessions ago. David appears to be improving. George to go next, I think.

ellenanora5 · 04/04/2018 22:07

I'm nearly fifty (couple of weeks) go for it hobnobs, think of us while you do Grin

Footle · 05/04/2018 06:53

They should go to Malaysia and watch John make Rendang till the cows come home.
He ended his tweeted apology with "Namaste" , from another continent entirely. That didn't go down well either.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/04/2018 10:30

What a twat he is Footle

His only redeeming feature was that I once read somewhere that he hates the sight of Greggggg.

But that may be a fib, otherwise how could he not have skewered the Baldy Grinning Tosser long ago?

Wolfcub · 05/04/2018 16:53

Planning to catch up on the latest episodes with ds shortly, bloody work keeps getting on the way of my mastercheffing

PurpleStarInCashmereSky · 05/04/2018 20:00

Signing in. Had to watch the last two episodes on catch up and missed the thread. Sad

fourquenelles · 05/04/2018 20:00

Mastercheffians ASSEMBLE!!!

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ellenanora5 · 05/04/2018 20:01

Evening all

Its all about fish tonight

Halsall · 05/04/2018 20:02

ASSEMBLED! 👊💥