Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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Here we are again

shaden could you take him in as a lodger perhaps?

Missed out a Nod there....

If life were fair Nisha should go as she was weakest in the tents.

How can he criticise the appearance of Misha's food? Does he never look in a mirror?

THAT is what "unacceptable presentation" looks like!

Now I can't stop noticing her nodding!

Less of the rampant, Schaden.

Marcus once showed me the way to a hotel I was going to. he was v polite but when I said 'excuse me?' to him, he had his 'yes, I am indeed the famous Marcus ' face on and then I asked him for directions to a Novotel

I'm such an idiot. I've been trying to remember which team George was on because I don't recall seeing him at all during the catering challenge. Obvs he was in the Red Team, Grouchy you moron.

LOL Piggy

OH, PIGGY!

the gods truly shined upon you that day!

A very graceful exit from Nisha

I love Nawamin

That is a great story, Piggy.

I liked Nisha, I said in the beginning she would go far, so she's had a good run.

Catch you all tomorrow

I like Nawamin but I'm going to hold fire before deciding on a fave

When do we Mastercheffians assemble again? I have lost the plot.

Ooooh, demented.

I could! - I don't know if I could trust myself with him though . . . it could be shades of Hatties Jacques trying to seduce Kenneth Williams in the old films.

Listen for a charming oriental voice screaming "Ooooooh, Matron!"

squoosh it took me about three days for it to twig who he was

That's brilliant Piggy.

Did he know where the Novotel was?

I may not be back til next week as am a middle aged disgrace (according to my enfants) and am off to ibiza for the weekend

I've met and chatted to Marcus He is far more handsome a Sexy in real life. Those blue eyes are stunning.

Tomorrow at what time? I muted the TV too soon.

OH, OLIVIA!

Have one for me hobnobs (drink, that is)

Us mature disgraces need to stick together.

Back tomorrow. 8pm.