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Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

925 replies

fourquenelles · 28/03/2018 21:58

Here we are again

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:21

Oh!

Lookit his little ponytail!

RomaineCalm · 04/04/2018 20:21

The PE lady looks terrifying...

And Squoosh, you can be my new best friend! ❤️

GrouchyKiwi · 04/04/2018 20:21

I love artichokes but only eat them when we're in Italy.

Why did the Red Team think ALL THE GUINEA FOWL BITS was a good idea? Or indeed gnocchi?

squoosh · 04/04/2018 20:21

Grin Grin fourq

she's basically me. Except I wear black latex,

ellenanora5 · 04/04/2018 20:22

Nisha should have used a sneaky box of smash

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:22

We call them fartichokes, Footle

dementedma · 04/04/2018 20:22

adore Nawomin

squoosh · 04/04/2018 20:23

I like my gnocchi fried. Sticks to the ribs!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:23

I loved Joyce Grenfell . . .

(I bet she was filthy. . . Grin)

Halsall · 04/04/2018 20:23

It's more of a Phil Davis quality, Schaden Grin Something about the teeth and a sideways look GrinGrin

GrouchyKiwi · 04/04/2018 20:23

UGH GREGG.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:23

FUCK OFF, GREGGGGGGGG!

Patronising twat!

ellenanora5 · 04/04/2018 20:24

I love gnocchi

GrouchyKiwi · 04/04/2018 20:24

I love that aeroplane sitting casually on the tarmac there.

Alex is brilliant. And that tart looks delicious.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:24

YES!

I glimpsed the Spirit of Phil just then

Love Phil Davis!

squoosh · 04/04/2018 20:24

Someone needs to pull that cap down over his face, twirl him around until he's dizzy, and then put him in the path of the runway.

RomaineCalm · 04/04/2018 20:25

If they have to transport their food to the other side of the square why on earth didn't they set up the kitchens on the other side? Surely forward planning is a core competency...

ellenanora5 · 04/04/2018 20:25

Moonira is on the ball

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:26

Fried gnocchi sounds good to me.

I would eat fried anything

newhopewithanyluck · 04/04/2018 20:26

As a fellow glasses wearer I am chuckling at Greg and his steaming specs.

fourquenelles · 04/04/2018 20:26

Just what I was thinking Romaine I think its the producers introducing another element of jeopardy.

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Halsall · 04/04/2018 20:26

My DM was in the WAAF during the war. She often watches MC with me and enjoys adding her comments. Mostly about how she hates Gregggggg Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/04/2018 20:26

Do they have any tables?

Are they eating on manouvers?

RomaineCalm · 04/04/2018 20:27

I think it's just an excuse to bring on the wonky trolleys that they use every year fourq. Must be on a 5-year lease.

squoosh · 04/04/2018 20:27

Do they have to wear their little hats when they're having lunch?