Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

[fourquenelles]

Here we are again

'Chocks away', as they throw him out of a spitfire.

A girl can dream.

I nearly joined the NZ Navy when I were a lass. I would have been way ahead in the ironing and bed-making stakes.

Nifty trick, Kenny.

Bumface is reluctantly impressed. . . as am I.

Great minds, squoosh.

I like your thinking Romaine

Squoosh In my head I am a young, fit, army recruit that looks super good in camouflage and vaults over obstacles.

In reality I would be like a giant panda sobbing quietly in the corner.

Greg (the contestant) as opposed to Greggggg (the twat) reminds me of Phil Davis (the actor). I've been trying to think who he's like and it's only just occurred to me.

2 hours prepping peppers and onions

That ganache looks. . . .lumpy . . .

I couldn't have coped with the ironing, I never do it

Ooh well done Kenny

I'm in a no chocolate situation.

I still can't stop looking at (I've forgotten her names!) side parting?!

That ganache looks. . . .lumpy . . .

It saw Greggg's face and curdled

I don't like George (for no real reason - I just don't), but I PITY THE FULE having to bon-bon a flock of guinea fowl

Romaine I can tell from where I'm sitting that you would be a super hot recruit. People would swoon as your camouflage print clad posterior strode into the mess.

MorningsEleven

Are they seriously feeding them all those Jerusalem artichokes? Really??

They'll be achieving take-off without their planes after lunch

He does have a bit of the Phil Davis about him!

Go Kenny

Nastichokes, we used to call them.

That p.e teacher looks great fun

That's how I picture you squoosh standing on that table barking orders (at Marcus)

4,000 calories a day!

I'd respond better to a nice Joyce Grenfell style instructor.