Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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Here we are again

I think they make them move the food around so there's more chance of Things Going Very Wrong.

She sounds wonderful Halsall - and a superb judge of patronising wankery.

Why can't they cook nearer to the dining table?

no, they shouldn't have their hats on at all in doors

We never know why Romaine, that is another unanswered question

By the way that shine TV lot never got back to me

Good job Grouchy got us the answer from Natalie

Oooh I bet she had a great time, Halsall. Not casting aspersions on your mother's character but I bet there was a lot of 'living for today'

That looks good.

They appreciate the food!

That's because they usually have a diet of baked beans and smash with kippers.

Shut the fuck up, Gregg.

There don't seem to be any orders. How do they know who the vegetarians are?

Sorry, lots of questions

hmm, blue team seemed more organised in the tent but the red teams's looked nicer I thought

Just an upmarket pot noodle. I would rather have had the other one.

The salmon dish looks a bit blah

I love Alex.

WTF is that grey stuff?

Tarmac?

Concrete?

Agreed, demented, apart from that gnocchi vomit.

Alex's veggie option looks fabulous

That looks nice and stodgy

In my experience Olivia,** the last waiter come in with a plate of mushroom risotto shouting 'who's the weirdo veggie' at the top of their voice.

Kenny is so polite.

Thanks, Schaden, she does know how to cut through the crap

So do I Footle

She's vair' vair' good.

Gnocchi seem disappointing

Oh alex has done well. The veggies don';t normally get the full service.

Curry looks luvverley!

yup, Red's have the main and the Blue's have the veggie option

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