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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/02/2018 21:10

Fuck me, he's more cockerneeee than the Greggs.

DumbledoresArmy · 26/02/2018 21:11

Less gregg more Jon please!!

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 26/02/2018 21:11

Ugh. Risotto, blue cheese and tempura? Yeuch.

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:11

Dived for his own scallops, tempura, fuck off mate.

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:11

Me muvvahs a reeelly gud cook

Footle · 26/02/2018 21:11

"I'm making for you.." do they have to say this?

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 21:12

Risottos are the ones I predict to go first

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Footle · 26/02/2018 21:12

Dived for his own tempura, looks like.

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:12

Halsall like scooping out your own impacted lower bowel

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 26/02/2018 21:13

Why wouldn't you wash your hair before going in tv???

GrouchyKiwi · 26/02/2018 21:13

Everyone is going nutty. Apart from spaghetti and meatballs lady.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/02/2018 21:14

We haven't had the mumsy home cooker who does something rustic with blackberries yet.

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:14

Is that another bingo? Classic with a twist?

DumbledoresArmy · 26/02/2018 21:14

^^exactly what I was thinking.
Too busy with the 8 dogs

Halsall · 26/02/2018 21:14

Liney Shock

DumbledoresArmy · 26/02/2018 21:15

Looks a bit beige

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 21:16

I'll pass thanks Terry

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Wolfcub · 26/02/2018 21:16

Tempura spider legs ☹️

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:17

Halsall, I read about it once. But best forgotten.

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:17

I don't like it when people cry on TV

Ergh Terry.

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:18

Jess's looks funky.

GrouchyKiwi · 26/02/2018 21:18

Looks like someone committed murder near her bench when she was serving up.

John! You pronounced chorizo nicely! Well done.

Is it pak choi or bok choi these days? Or are they different things?

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 26/02/2018 21:19

Cod stew thing looks quite tasty.

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:19

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE CHORIZO

Wolfcub · 26/02/2018 21:20

Not keen on the look of that risotto