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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

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LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:03

A spaghetti bol is actually possible, here.

RomaineCalm · 26/02/2018 21:04

Just waiting for the first contestant to pick a basket of food with no idea of what they are going to do with it...

Halsall · 26/02/2018 21:05

'Mum of 3' - BINGO

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:05

I don't like the voiceover woman! Is it always her? Sad

Wolfcub · 26/02/2018 21:05

Oh god no singing Gregg

GrouchyKiwi · 26/02/2018 21:05

Sod off Gregg with your terrible singing.

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 21:05

Oh my bloody God make it stop!!!

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RomaineCalm · 26/02/2018 21:05

Greg singing. Oh dear, oh dear.

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 26/02/2018 21:05

I'd do something with the cod and panchetta, personally.

Halsall · 26/02/2018 21:06

Sneaky - sadly, yes, it is always her Sad

GrouchyKiwi · 26/02/2018 21:06

I think it's the same voiceover lady as usual, Sneaky. India Fisher, I think? I like her. Grin

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 21:06

Purple food is always a risk (young) James

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Footle · 26/02/2018 21:06

There seems to be more of Gregg's face this time

piebarm · 26/02/2018 21:07

That's a bloody big piece of cod!

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:07

You're all a tad ahead, just had the singing!

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:07

Voice over woman sounds the same, I think? Indeed, Jess just mentioned her!

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 26/02/2018 21:08

My god, this woman has flawless skin! It's glowing!

GrouchyKiwi · 26/02/2018 21:08

I like her hair.

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 21:08

Greg(g) demonstrates new skills subtraction as well as telling the time.

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RomaineCalm · 26/02/2018 21:08

DH is already rooting for Jess. Hmm

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/02/2018 21:08

What's that purple shit?
I much prefer Sean is that my knickers hitting the floor Pertwee.

SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 21:09

Oooh I love Duck

Wolfcub · 26/02/2018 21:09

I like the organ Meister

LineysHorseWithNoName · 26/02/2018 21:09

Are you a busy man, Ashley? Yes, I have [a job]

Gregg faints in admiration

Halsall · 26/02/2018 21:10

Hand-diving for your own scallops sounds both painful and wrong.