KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Evening all, an exciting evening for me as I'm watching on an emergency iPad and typing on a borrowed tablet. Stand by for amusing/obscene typos

I'll cook pie for Jay

My old nan used to wrap a lamb shoulder in suet pastry to make the meat go further. It was bloody amazing and I have tried to recreate it but can't

Why do they keep talking about his dad?

That bourbon pie sounds good

the absolute cheek of my mother phoning just as Masterchef begins!

I'm waiting for someone to do a pie in a barm-cake, a speciality of Wigan. And try to pass it off as haute cuisine.

God I'm bloody starving now

Or English street food as Thomasina would say Halsall

Evening all. Late because the day before your child's birthday party always goes wrong. I've made an enormous mess in the kitchen making the cake.

Anyway. I love pies. PIES.

Oh yes, ahem, sorry Ellen

What they should be serving is a 'Wigan Cocktail' Halsall

fourq has gone quiet.I suspect it's the Jay effect. She needs a cold flannel applied to forehead and a fire extinguisher administered to her bloomers.

There are too many lovely people in this quarter final. I want most of them to go through. The others I don't mind either way.

I am here squooshjust having to keep wiping the dribble off my keyboard

Well done Sweta. Pretty impressive for someone who's never eaten a pie before.

Oh dear Chloe isn't doing well and she was one of the best

Didn't we have you and him re-enacting a Roman orgy last year? Or was it a medieval feast?

Romaine LOL

Young Steve Cram has done well.

I like them all too Grouchy

Yes to both squoosh

(I think I borrowed your cellar at one stage too)

That cocktail is brilliant, Romaine.

That is more of a tart than a pie

Oh yes the cellar, how is Marcus squoosh

Isn't Kate stunning looking