KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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Tonight 9pm BBC1

This is a surprisingly good round. Someone has to crash and burn surely.

Romaine Yep I was just going to post about Daksha chicken, I felt so sorry for her.

We haven't had any good disasters yet Grouchy

Thank you, Mark.

Oh dear Postman Pat has cocked it up

Just me or does Mark have a bit of serial killer going on?
He's screwed the pooch.

Trouble with Postman Pat is that he thinks he can cook

Bugger.
Yay, the return of "a beautiful thing"

Mmm dirty food

I have no idea what that parmo thing is but I bloody well want to eat it. As long as it doesn't have surprise mushrooms.

'British street food'

Everything has to be poncified doesn't it?

Why did he massacre the beetroot thingie?

That red smear isn't pretty.

Yeeesss well done northern man

I am making those. Hell yes. Thank you, Antony, for introducing me to a wonderful new thing.

Howay the lad!

Bet they're sorry they didn't keep Martin now

They look a bit dry here's hoping they are not

Sometimes I can't stand John but I love when he's really taken with something the contestants have done.

Please bring me that pudding.

Oh bummer

Oooooh! I'd still eat it.

I don't recognise this idea of "too cakey". What does that even mean? There is no such thing as "too" when it comes to cake.

No discussion surely.

Are we seriously saying there’s a choice between these too? What bullocks

God ye me too Grouchy, although I won't mind surprise mushrooms, I love them