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Tonight 9pm BBC1

MR CREOSOTE

Antony looks like Elizabeth Olsen with a beard.

squoosh is right. Sweta could change her w to a vi to make it as beautiful to Brits as to her compatriots. Svieta is cool, and means 'light' I think, like Lucy or Noor.

Anthony has a bit of a look of that Ryan Gosling.
Hoy sing sauce. No pet.

Those prawns look like they’ve had the afterlife fried out of them

Forget what I said , thought Sweta was from somewhere else entirely.
I know nothing.

Aw no I wanted Martin to stay

Ah parmo good lad

Where is Sweta from, I missed that.
Fondant spuds again? A career? Honey most people don't pin their hopes on a tv programme. And frangipan-another sin against nature.
Posh parmo!

I've heard of this parmo. Sounds like epic post boozing grub.

I wonder whether Sweta has ever met the author Jhumpa Lahiri....

Oh god it's him with the beard, I never liked him, I still remember Thomasina winning, I'm getting old

I remember Thomasina winning. Can't believe it was 2005!

I reckon he does well with his Parmo, which is why they filmed them slagging it off.
Mr creosote has got bigger.

Those scallops are looking tasty.

A runner must take the third plate in for them. We must find out before the end of this series.

Me either squoosh, and I still prefer the format they had then

Oh Squoosh-a million middlesborough heart attacks are built on them. My Ds loves them.
Ooo they are ugly plates.

Did he just call her sweaty

Did he just call her Sweaty???

That looks lovely.

Yes he did!

Ellenora I never liked him either - not very kind but he was known as the Poison Dwarf in our house.

I seem to remember Daksha being the favourite to win and then serving raw chicken in the final.

And I want that pud.

Tapioca. NO THANK YOU.

Vile stuff.