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Tonight 9pm BBC1

I remember the woman judge being irritating.
Oh Kate nooooo.

The green splodge doesn't look the most appealing.

Piss off Greg she just answered that

You'd break his hand if you were Mary wouldn't you?
Cmon Mary.
Speaking clock is back.

Bugger off, Gregg. You gormless buffoon.

Fuckery he’d be lucky if his hand was the only thing I broke

I'd eat Mary's dinner. Now, as it happens.

Me too ^^

hit him with your doughnuts love.

I notice she didn’t call Greg sweetheart

I've never had chai

Me too Liney, I had a disappointing tea.

Jon looks how I feel

Performance cookery. Urgh.

No parmesan on fish. AND STOP SQUEALING.

Jeeeesus.

Meh!

Feck off

I'm sorry, Sarah is doing my head in. 🤣

I had heated up prawn balls from Saturday, Fuckery. Not inspiring.

She thinks she's Ophelia. Might end up in the beck.

SHUT UP

Oh my God, someone stick Sarah and Gregg in the walk in freezer. And then bolt it.

Shut the fuck up woman

Stop squealing!!!