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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Squoosh

Greggs next wife?

Jons face.
I am screaming at the TV. Dh just said, you don't like her then?

How did she get on there in the first place?

Did she leave the army or was she drummed out for being annoying. Mind you she could be a secret weapon, send her into the enemy camp and they’d surrender with.min minutes

She’d probably bludgeon her way out with a black pudding, squoosh, like that man in the news the other week. She’s probably unstoppable. Unfortunately.

Sarah in the Sistine Chapel. Just a thought.

Good question, Wolf. Her colleagues probably dumped her behind enemy lines and then the enemy sent her back.

This is going to be close.....

Halsall that black pudding man is my hero. Made my knickers quiver.

SEE YA, SARAH!

Woohoo!!

Wahayyyyyyyyy

Thank goodness

Halle-fuckin-lujan Greg’s Penis didn’t get to decide the quarter finalists

'Ecky thump, squoosh

Can you imagine her as your child's teacher?

Glad Sarah's gone for her own sake. OTT girl. Come back when you've chilled a bit.

can tell she's a primary teacher 😳 Who said that?
Right, you lost feck off, you charlatan.

Good round, right result. Random comments, I still dislike the moustache, rubbery for an egg dish is just wrong, use a meat thermometer for your lamb rack, mush in a cabbage leaf was risky, I would serve my salad in a separate dish, not on top of the chicken and Thai curry.

When’s the next one on and why can’t I seem to get the schedule fixed in my head?!

This idiot forgot all about the programme last night. I'm glad I've got you lovely thread people to remind me to catch up with it.

Sarah was indeed fucking annoying. Good riddance, pet.

Kate reminds me of one of my cousins and every time I saw her I cried a bit. What the hell, emotions?

Wow I’m glad she went home. That giant fish risotto me feel sick

Just caught up on Mondays, agree with everything you've all said

Also when Kate was drizzling something on something Gregg was making sex sounds and I nearly threw up my dinner, he's a creep

He was saying "oh yeah, love that, that's it" or something like that, I mean christ sake why on earth didn't they edit that out

Ggggrrrrrooooossss

Anyway, catch you all in a bit

Is it on tonight? I missed the last one as I had my head down the loo then felt too tender to look at food on the TV.