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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
@LineysRum

Tonight 9pm BBC1

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 26/02/2018 16:40

This is the best news I’ve had all week! I normally lurk on the threads but might join in this time

DancesWithOtters · 26/02/2018 16:44

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:44

Hi EnglishGirl

I am excited by this even though Gurning Grocer Greg(g) is still around he must know where the bodies are buried

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:45

DancesWithOtters Grin and Envy The latter being vomit not envy Envy Envy Envy

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 26/02/2018 16:50

danceswithotters ConfusedEnvy

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:50

DancesWithOtters you poor, poor person. Never mind we'll help you through Grin

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 26/02/2018 16:51

^not envy either. Grin

eyeswideshit · 26/02/2018 16:56

@fourquenelles you're not alone (unfortunately) it's the bald head Blush

eyeswideshit · 26/02/2018 16:57

I meant @dancingwithotters! I'm so embarrassed I can't function obviously

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 17:01

@eyeswideshit although my present gentleman caller is as bald as Greg(g) that is where the liking ends. In my dream world I run my fingers through Marcus' luscious locks (but only when squoosh isn't looking).

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eyeswideshit · 26/02/2018 17:39

@fourquenelles Marcus has beautiful eyes, though I can never forgive him from taking Michels place. Now he is stunning!

FartlekFucker · 26/02/2018 17:43

Wth? There was a KLAXON. I thought we were in for some Masterchef sporn? I had visions of John Toad with a gigantic spot being squeezed by Gregg.
KLAXON can only be used when someone has a big juicy spot to squeeze. bangs gavel

jay55 · 26/02/2018 17:47

Already? Terrific.

eyeswideshit · 26/02/2018 18:07

I wonder how many biscuit bases there will be tonight.

eyeswideshit · 26/02/2018 18:22

The contestants on tonight

KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans
Halsall · 26/02/2018 18:26

@fourquenelles hahaha my first ever summons to a thread! Don’t you worry, m'dear, I’m here and quivering with anticipation Grin

Laters!!!!!

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 18:26

Sorry @FartlekFucker I am a sporner too and got a bit carried away

but it got you here (evil laugh)

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SneakyGremlins · 26/02/2018 18:28

I've never seen it Blush

ellenanora5 · 26/02/2018 18:30

Rushes in huffing and puffing, phew thanks fourqs, didn't even know it was back, think its earlier than normal and usually starts on a Wednesday (yep I'm over invested)

I'll have to record though as I can't watch tonight

Wonder what will be the ingredient of the series, I'm going to say wild or black garlic

Grin

See you all soon

PurpleTraitor · 26/02/2018 18:33

I lurk on every single MC thread, because I never watch them live so the conversations have always moved way on by the time I get round to watching it. I usually get chance to watch about 2 episodes a week so I can be weeks behind by the end of a MC series, but I read the threads in sections to accompany each episode.

Can’t decide if that’s sad or not!

FartlekFucker · 26/02/2018 18:36

lol @fourquenelles . But wouldn'tit be so much more interesting if they got into some sporning and then ate some blancmange or something???

fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 18:39

Not sad at all Purple - dedicated!

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jay55 · 26/02/2018 18:40

I hope pus isn’t flavour of the year, but I think it would be better than hay.