Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Oh Lordy do I really have the mind of a Neighbours scriptwriter??

I want to do ‘work’ experience with Toady too. So I can learn to do the type of legal work that means I can actually watch Neighbours. Haven’t seen it at all this week due to having to work every evening. I only practice one area of law - maybe that’s my problem!

I’m not at work today cos the kids’ school is closed but there’s no chance of watching TV as they’ve commandeered it.

@AGnu Karl said something about being in a fertility study, so you could be onto something!

Tyler's not in the opening credits anymore!

I really like Amy's dress today. That is all.

But flashing the Spanx is not the best look (watching on catch up...)

Just watching today's now... Did Amy just say Wayne liked her Facebook photo from 2001? Facebook wasn't even invented until 2004...

Has the police station always been opposite Harold's? I've never quite been able to visualise how the area fits together!

At least Lauren is back, where's philanders Brad

They said the other day that their cafe had issues and neither could come so I guess he’s sorting that/doesn’t give a fuck

Wonder if he has another job as she's alwaya up fro a bit of extra work

Yeah and Ned, Amber, Kathy, Bailey and Lou didn’t even come up with any excuses so it looks like Paige and Jack for the zillionth time.....

Karl said something about being in a fertility study

They want Brad in on that, he's off the charts!

Brad, Paul and Karl in your fertility study would really skew your results

Yeah, they’d have to include Toadie to balance it out a bit.

I love that they’ve taken Tyler out of the credits and left a massive space for a) Chloe Brennan, or b) for Raphael to stop smelling farts and move into Casa Shirtoff with the remaining less pretty Brennan brothers.

Also what did they do to that baby to make him accept lying in Paige’s arms when he’s learned to walk at “8 months” just so he can run away from her.

And why did the order of service thingy for the naming day look like a leaflet for the local swimming pool?

Yes he's definitely smelling farts. I'm sure he wasn't as bad as Jason Grimshaw. Also how did David know he was gay?

I can't believe we didn't see Gabe's speech.

I assume they calpol'd him up as he wasn't with his favourite parent

*I can't believe we didn't see Gabe's speech.

I assume they calpol'd him up as he wasn't with his favourite parent*

Lol There was a video of the scene on someone’s insta and the baby basically fell asleep in Andrew’s arms before they’d even left the Erinsborough Pavilion set. Must’ve been knackered, he probably was Calpol’ed up. Or fell asleep from boredom listening to Jack

When they did the group photo Gabe was absolutely asleep, Jack was trying to jostle him awake. You can really tell his baby is only tiny. Don't wake a sleeping toddler dude!!!!

Laudnum. Total parenting win!

What is the crappy thing going on in the bar with Dippi

Jason's bald spot

Terese was sensational yesterday. Very un-PC but she is a hilarious drunk!

Jason was crap in Corrie but he's even worse in Neighbours

Indeed, why did dippi go mad at the terrible actor dropping the plates? It was completely ridiculous. She claims she only needs anger management issues if someone is trying to hurt her family. Seems she's just got a screw loose.

Proved with that weird pointless acting thing going on in the pub.

How can Paige and Jack get back together? She was madly in love with Mark. And how has he suddenly decided to accept losing Paige again?

I'm thinking the writers have all switched roles and are looking after different characters, and are just completely changing all the storylines to how they wanted it in the first place when they were in charge of someone else.