Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Yeah I’m sure I saw him with champers in hand. What a stupid time to have an engagement party, who has a champagne breakfast to celebrate their engagement when they can’t enjoy the party to the full as they’re going into work?! Everyone else would have had to work as well, after drinking. Neighbours didn’t really think that one through, did they?! And where was Elly today, she was allegedly going to the party yesterday but wasn’t seen today.

Maybe she had second thoughts when she remembered Aaron’s oversharing about ‘nookie’ the last time they saw each other.

Either that or she was worried that Toadie’s mullet would make another unscheduled appearance.

Lost you for a minute there! It’s nearly time to think of a new thread name!

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind....

Wtf was that ending?!?! It's like a 90s diet cake ad!!!

Oh Lordy. I’ve spent the evening trying to remember any diet cake ads from the 90s and how they related to Finn sitting in a wheelchair slicing and apple in a sinister way.

Then I remembered the ‘other’ bit at the end and realised you meant Diet Coke 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think the gratuitous bum shots have rotted my mind.

Middle - new plot twist, I'm gonna,marry you off to Jarrod Rebecci, then you can have an affair with Gary and not know which of your twins, Rhianna-Rai or Roland-Ray are whose.

I want diet cake.

It's called a banana ha ha

A diet cake she’s not sound fun.

SleepingStandingUp I might like at Robinson Heights. Or Obinson Heights as I say. Honestly, always thought the letter “r” was silent in every word it’s in 😂

(Wankers)

*does not she’s. I sounded a bit trendy calling the cake a she by accident. But it’s also very sexist saying diet cake would be a she. The feminist will be on my typo like egg on flan.

• the feminist board.

Not the feminist...

I’m fucking up all over the shop this morning

I never realised not being able to r was a widespread thing. I know Jonathan Ross can't but that's a speech impediment. Yours is a regional thing though which is odd.

I'm Midlands so totally get the a sounds instead of er at the end (wanka, minga, whinga) but I don't think Paul will want romantic yet rousing rampages with someone who thinks he lives in Obinson Heights, and that he's eally ich

😂 see Rossybis actually pronouncing r better than anyone in the south because he puts a w there. The rest of us just leave it out completely.

I’m surprised it’s taking so long for people to notice. The Queen refers to herself as He Oyal Highness. Kate Winslet promoting Revolutionary Road was a real humbdinger.

PS I don’t want Paulie, ta though

I lived in Scotland for twenty years. Allllll my words have 'r' s in them. Even the ones that don't.

Lucky Gary, let's how the twins are his

Catching up.

Refurb super quick! I need those builders number.

Terese and Paul, massive hypocrites.

Why can no one say goodbye at the airport? Ever?

Why did Amy need to get dressed there and then?

Why are we gratuitously oggling men? Is this man bums and body’s week? I find myself just judging all their nipples...

Why did they have to bring Finn back? Didn’t he cause enough misery first time round? It is really going to mess up Xanthe when she finds out - and I am just not having that.

Oi Middle, speak for yourself. I’m perfectly able to pronounce my r’s thank you very much despite being a southerner (ish - for the last 30 odd years anyway).

Indeed why did they bring back Finn. No one wants him back. His fake sincere face makes me shudder. Creepy fucker.

They like a villain. I’m hoping the off him this time but not a whodunnit plot.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster there was a thread where someone was moaning southerners don’t pronounce their ‘r’s and that we think it’s cruelty to children to teach them to pronounce poor, pour and paw differently to each other. And they can’t spell as a result.

Sleeping confessed to being from the Midlands and sounds like Alison Hammond.

I think they did once do farewells at the airport - it was all very tearful. Was it Donna? For the life of me, I can't remember who.

I am but I don't.

No one will explain HOW they sounds different

Nowt wrong with a Brummie. Prior to my lengthy sojourn in the south, I lived in various places including the midlands.