Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Just one of the many Gary Canning related things that make no sense.

I thought it was hilarious when Toadie and Shane thought they should talk to Gary about yashvi’s diet 😂

He’s not a fucking nutritionist. He’s just started a chef job 5 mins ago. And for some reason a vegan pizza business. Has to sack off his sausages now...

Just checking Washing do I get to send one of my kids to you?

SleepingStandingUp

I know! Slice of Heaven does 3 proper pizzas, a bottle of juice and free garlic bread for £16 and Gary Canning hasn't had his paws all over it. Oh and it doesn't take an entire morning to make them.

I’m not sure if I should admit this but I actually like the sound of Gary’s cauli pizzas - wouldn’t pay £30 for one though!

BlackandWhitePostcards
Maybe it's expensive because he uses his own special sauce. Do you still want one now?

Oh thanks for that image mornings 🤮

I checked the exchange rate. $30 is £16.30. It’s still more expensive than my fave posh pizza from Basilico 13 inch that lasts a meal and a snack.

Unfortunately there’s no where here I can get 3 pizza plus sides and drink for £16! Not even a supermarket 😂😔

Ah ok, that's better. Surely there was a cheaper option to keep Gary busy though

MiddleClassProblem

No! Even at Waitrose I can get a frozen pizza for abot £1.50.

Mornings how many of Paul’s kids do you have?

@BlackandWhitePostcards

You're welcome!

I wonder if they'll do the same thing with Jane as they did when she first appeared as Plain Jane Superbrain, and she will transform into a stunningly glamorous woman, minus the frizzy hair and specs!

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster

Just the two. I've chosen the one I'm sending to Erinsborough, it's the one who kicked off when I gave her a row because she put the dog biscuits on top of the fridge door and they fell on my head. She's an absolute joy.

So Jane could have sex with Paul and she said no. Are you ladies relieved or jealous??

Morning! You’re right! When ever I browse pizzas I’m sure they’re 3-5 quid! I always think it’s so expensive 😂

How come there are so many 17 year olds who have finished high school in Australia?

Xanthe is only still in school as she's repeating. And hpw come like two drinks and she's on the floor drunk. Home and Away is the same - Olivia started Uni at 17 and Hunter I think got drunk on like 3 small beers

Xanthe is in housekeeping uniform. How would she be allowed a drink in the bar anyway even if she was 18?

So Chloe keeps her job and Xanthe gets fired??

Are we all just pretending we didn't see David being 'sexy doctor' and Amy making really inappropriate appreciative noises?

It's totally impossible for any teen, no matter how close they are to 18, to drink on a soap without there being horrific consequences. Ever.

Yes. We are pretending we didn't see it. Shut up.

She got served because Chloe, who is basically a PA, said let it be so.

Alright then, what about Sheila talking about Clive? I may have to have a lie down.

What about how fluffy David’s ears are?

The Sheila Clive convo!!!! Boak!!!

I'd have sex with Clive over Tiny Tanaka. Not literally over, that would be weird and gross, Clive's man juice dripping onto TT