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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 17/04/2018 13:27

Just one of the many Gary Canning related things that make no sense.

MiddleClassProblem · 17/04/2018 14:26

I thought it was hilarious when Toadie and Shane thought they should talk to Gary about yashvi’s diet 😂

He’s not a fucking nutritionist. He’s just started a chef job 5 mins ago. And for some reason a vegan pizza business. Has to sack off his sausages now...

MorningsEleven · 17/04/2018 15:44

Just checking Washing do I get to send one of my kids to you?

SleepingStandingUp

I know! Slice of Heaven does 3 proper pizzas, a bottle of juice and free garlic bread for £16 and Gary Canning hasn't had his paws all over it. Oh and it doesn't take an entire morning to make them.

BlackandWhitePostcards · 17/04/2018 15:56

I’m not sure if I should admit this but I actually like the sound of Gary’s cauli pizzas BlushBlushBlush - wouldn’t pay £30 for one though!

MorningsEleven · 17/04/2018 15:58

BlackandWhitePostcards
Maybe it's expensive because he uses his own special sauce. Do you still want one now?

BlackandWhitePostcards · 17/04/2018 16:25

Oh thanks for that image mornings 🤮

MiddleClassProblem · 17/04/2018 16:28

I checked the exchange rate. $30 is £16.30. It’s still more expensive than my fave posh pizza from Basilico 13 inch that lasts a meal and a snack.

Unfortunately there’s no where here I can get 3 pizza plus sides and drink for £16! Not even a supermarket 😂😔

SleepingStandingUp · 17/04/2018 17:02

Ah ok, that's better. Surely there was a cheaper option to keep Gary busy though

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MorningsEleven · 17/04/2018 19:44

MiddleClassProblem

No! Even at Waitrose I can get a frozen pizza for abot £1.50.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 17/04/2018 19:47

Mornings how many of Paul’s kids do you have?

MorningsEleven · 17/04/2018 19:48

@BlackandWhitePostcards

You're welcome!

Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him
Clawdy · 17/04/2018 19:49

I wonder if they'll do the same thing with Jane as they did when she first appeared as Plain Jane Superbrain, and she will transform into a stunningly glamorous woman, minus the frizzy hair and specs!

MorningsEleven · 17/04/2018 19:51

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster

Just the two. I've chosen the one I'm sending to Erinsborough, it's the one who kicked off when I gave her a row because she put the dog biscuits on top of the fridge door and they fell on my head. She's an absolute joy.

SleepingStandingUp · 17/04/2018 19:54

So Jane could have sex with Paul and she said no. Are you ladies relieved or jealous??

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MiddleClassProblem · 17/04/2018 23:33

Morning! You’re right! When ever I browse pizzas I’m sure they’re 3-5 quid! I always think it’s so expensive 😂

SleepingStandingUp · 18/04/2018 21:45

How come there are so many 17 year olds who have finished high school in Australia?

Xanthe is only still in school as she's repeating. And hpw come like two drinks and she's on the floor drunk. Home and Away is the same - Olivia started Uni at 17 and Hunter I think got drunk on like 3 small beers

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MiddleClassProblem · 19/04/2018 14:20

Xanthe is in housekeeping uniform. How would she be allowed a drink in the bar anyway even if she was 18?

TerfForADay · 19/04/2018 14:50

So Chloe keeps her job and Xanthe gets fired??

NymphInYellow · 19/04/2018 14:51

Are we all just pretending we didn't see David being 'sexy doctor' and Amy making really inappropriate appreciative noises?

Dubdoor · 19/04/2018 14:51

It's totally impossible for any teen, no matter how close they are to 18, to drink on a soap without there being horrific consequences. Ever.

SleepingStandingUp · 19/04/2018 14:55

Yes. We are pretending we didn't see it. Shut up.

She got served because Chloe, who is basically a PA, said let it be so.

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NymphInYellow · 19/04/2018 14:58

Alright then, what about Sheila talking about Clive? I may have to have a lie down.

MiddleClassProblem · 19/04/2018 15:06

What about how fluffy David’s ears are?

Luckingfovely · 19/04/2018 15:20

The Sheila Clive convo!!!! Boak!!!

SleepingStandingUp · 19/04/2018 19:01

I'd have sex with Clive over Tiny Tanaka. Not literally over, that would be weird and gross, Clive's man juice dripping onto TT

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