Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Sheila saying this is usually the point where Susan tells a “blue box” story suggests they have regular conversations comparing Karl’s and Clive’s sexual prowess. I don’t know whether to be amused or disturbed!

Love I think we are all just grateful that Therese wasn’t involved in that convo.

Sleeping you’ve outdone yourself 🤢

I don’t understand why piper is still looking for the underliner. Lockie said he was dropping off books for his mum and that she’d been given the books by someone else. So the underliner is someone giving books to lockie’s mum in which case they aren’t going to be turning up at the book exchange?

Mark
Aaron
Chloe
Tyler

I quite like Chloe

Do teenagers in oz really not get drunk down the park every Friday night? 1 drink and she was knocking glasses over?

I was away last week and CBA to do all the episodes on catch up. What happened to Karl?

He’s got herpes

He was reviewing the data (that's 'da-ta', not 'day-ta') from the fertility study and noticed some anomalies in one of the subjects results, which suggested they could have a blood clot. He jumped to conclusions over Shane's injured hand and thought it was him. He asked David to check who the subject was and it turns out it was him, and he developed DVT after his jaunt to London.

Or what middle said...

Maybe Dee/Andrea will come back with a dose of the syphilis after her dalliance with Toadie. Sonya has always struck me as being a bit fusty.

Just watching last week's with plain Jane being given a makeover? so predictable

Had a strange dream last night where Tiny Tanaka came to my house to play battleships with my kids.

No idea what that means (other than that I need to get more of a life). It was a dull dream. Even during the dream I remember being a bit why is this guy here?

Battleships would so be the game he chose to play

I forgot the other day about David has offered to pay for storage for the chair for 10 plus years. But then I guess he doesn’t pay rent...

Found it! Was under a pule of Kate Baby threads

Middle can you imagine the conversation if (heaven forfend!) Tiny and Az’s relationship doesn’t last forever and Tiny gets a new bloke:
New bloke- so, you have storage already, shall we put some of our stuff in there to free up space for XYZ? What do you keep in there anyway?
Tiny - Oh, just my ex-boyfriend’s brother’s armchair. My ex sold it after his brother got sent down for murder
New bloke- So you have a storage unit containing a murderer’s armchair?
Tiny - Erm....yes. No wait, don’t leave, it's not as creepy as it sounds!

Also Tiny’s constant harping on about ‘Raf’ would get right on my wick if I was Aaron. It’s like ‘This one time, at band camp’ except constantly referencing the bloke he shagged whilst they were on a break. ‘When I was with Raf I felt spectacular.’ Well thanks for that Tiny. Good for you.

Yes! It was 2 weeks! Surely everyone knows harping on about an ex is a no no. Harping on about an ex that didn’t even last a month makes you sound loco. Harping on about and ex that was the filler in a break is plain old dumb.

"This one time when I was shagging my now ex and I was teaching him all the things you taught me..."

God, even JACK SLACK knew not to go on about the great Steph sex when he was trying to get back in to Paige's good book!

So you have a storage unit containing a murderer’s armchair?

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God, even JACK SLACK knew not to go on about the great Steph sex when he was trying to get back in to Paige's good book!

I’m surprised he didn’t-but then again he only shagged Paige twice in a year and a half when overcome with lust at her hypothermia/Posh Spice outfit I can imagine him in Queensland if they’re finally settled in a relationship, going “Steph taught me this”, “Steph didn’t do it like that” etc etc. Thank God he’s gone!

Something about David makes me squirm, he’s so cringe! Aaron you can do so much better!