Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Gave not gabe! He’s not that old

@SleepingStandingUp

I'm gonna email KK and tell him that you want to lick durian off his naked body.

Hahaha well he has more chance than Paul

Snog, Marry, Push in the lake
Gary
Paul
Karl

Mark
Leo
Aaron

David
Toadie
Shane

Push: Gary
Marry: Paul (unconsumated)
Snog: Karl

Marry: Mark
Push: Leo
Snog: Aaron

Push: David
Marry: Toadie
Snog: Shane

Agree with the first and last line up.

For me it would be...
Snog Mark
Marry Leo (money and less beige)
Push Az

But tbh I could swap Mark and Aaron. I reckon Mark is a good kisser though. I think Aaron might be a bit showy and go too much tongue.

Snog:KK
Marry:Pauly, I'd have an affair to get my kicks
Push:Gary

Snog: Leo
Marry: Mark because he likes cleaning and I'm a slattern.
Push:Az

Snog: Toadie
Marry: Shane
Push: David, I'd weigh him down with concrete slabs first.

I emailed KK

Why me? 😫

But if it gets me a part in Neighbours I’m game (although I’m not going near Gary and his creepy eyebrows). I will return with plot gossip galore and plant a few spy cams around the sets for us to keep tabs on.

Why me?

Because I forgot it was Sleeping that I was going to emaul him on behalf of 🤣 I'm kind of sorry 😂

😂

Mornings Did you actually send that?! Poor guy!

Oh yeah, can't wait for a reply

Gary - lake
Paul - marry, Courtney-style
Karl - snog, briefly. Very briefly.

Mark - marry while I'm waiting for Tyler to get out
Leo - lake
Aaron - snog

David - lake
Toadie - marry for financial stability, when BadDee isn't around
Shane - snog

mornings that is hilarious. Poor guy
I would marry Gary (just to find out exactly what the lumber ladybird is of course)
Snog Karl (could it be a peck on the cheek?)
Push Paul

Marry Mark (he’s actually quite similar to my dh - very serious and clean obsessed - my dh is not obsessed with proposing to hundreds of women thank goodness)
Push Leo
Snog Aaron

Marry Shane (seems like a decent husband and father, best looking of the three)
Snog David
Push toadie

Because I forgot it was Sleeping that I was going to emaul him on behalf of 🤣 I'm kind of sorry 😂

Pmsl. If it's a free trip to Aus I'll even snog Gary

Is plain Jane really irritating or is it just me?

She's turned into Mrs Mangel.

Was there not some rumours on Ramsay St that Mrs Mangel had murdered Mr Mangel and buried him in the garden? And now Plain Jane Superbrain is digging around in Shane's backyard- cant be coincidence.

Yeah she's annoying although I liked the update on the old cast members lol.

Who do you think is Pipers book person?

Wayne 🤣

Paige gone, Jack, now Ben.....who's next? Those credits are going to look a bit sparse......

Wonder if her book person is also the person rescued her in the bush?

Someone who's been around long enough and frequently enough to use the book depository but also be in the bush to rescue her but need not recognise her. Random enough for Neighbours. She'll see him deposit a book and get a huge flash back where she'll think he was an accomplice then realise he's her hero

Was there not some rumours on Ramsay St that Mrs Mangel had murdered Mr Mangel and buried him in the garden? And now Plain Jane Superbrain is digging around in Shane's backyard- cant be coincidence

He turned up alive years later and tried to con Helen Daniels. Maybe Helen killed him

Oh yes I had forgotten about Piper and Gabe's mystery rescuer/s. Well I suppose there must be a point to Wayne. I was hoping for real Dee

Maybe Helen killed him

She hit him in the Bungle Bungles with one of Sheila's gnomes.