CORRIE - the soap with more holes than swiss cheese! *SPOILER-FREE ZONE*

[yawning801]

Slightly copying the old thread's title...

Come on Corrie writers! Get a grip! This is the thread to moan about the utter tosh that we end up watching, or in some cases to praise the actors because some of them are actually pretty good! Let's discuss!

Every time that narrow-mouthed frog says 'Luv' I scream inside.

How old is Bethany supposed to be?

Smeaton I thought there was usually a cover charge too. It's a pretty lame lapdancing club.

Sarah is a bit lax - doesn't see Bethany much as Bethany is out in town all the time - who on earth does she think Bethany is with and what is she doing (with no money presumably)??? especially given all she has been through and how easily Bethany was groomed.

Eileen's teeth are too big for her mouth. I want to give her a good slap.

She was born June 2000so 17, 18 in June.

There is no way a SEV would risk its license by employing an underage girl.

When did Eva and Shona become such good mates?

Is Phelan going to do a runner?

Chevalier I wondered that too. Surely Eva would confide in Leanne. Why would Shona on minimum wage in Roy's spend at least an hour's wages on a pregnancy test for Eva - and persuade her to use it to "humour her". I hate when they suddenly make two random characters besties.

How many people are 17 weeks and you are to busy to notice? She went Holiday for month and been working part time in a bar. Hardly up to elbows.

How is Bethany supposed to be out all night every night?

Yeah where does Sarah think Bethany is when she's out until the early hours?

It’s a bit cliche with Eva isn’t it, after the whole fake? Do you think there will end up some surrogacy story with her for Toya? I’m so bored for the Phelan story now and Anna Just gets on my tits with her grimacing face and her bag lady hair.

Three of the characters had a baby at 13 - Sarah, Faye & Shona.

There must be something in the water there!

I said it all along the story with surrogacy has been just so plain sailing. Met her twice and opps she pregnant. AS IF one day toyah will bring home a Moses basket with no trauma.

I'm enjoying the scenes with Tyrone and Fizz's daughters.
Good little actresses those 2 little girls.
Adorable.

In Canada we’re about a week behind and Luke’s just been murdered yesterday.

I’m really quite bummed out by it. I don’t watch Corrie to be bummed out.

It feels like the writers don’t like the kind of show most Corrie watchers want to watch and are impressing the heck out of each by coming up with these unlikely storylines.

I see glimmers of my Corrie, but not enough.

Housewife2010 posted.......
"Three of the characters had a baby at 13 - Sarah, Faye & Shona."

Don't knock it. You've got to give young female viewers some sort of role model to look up to.

I like Ruby, I remember when she was born, such a cute baby

What ever happened to Rita? I thought the whole brain tumour was leading upto her exit which was supposed to be the big Christmas story (or did I miss it/have forgotten it )

Also there was a spoiler running along the bottom of the screen during GMB earlier, thanks to them for that!

Frilly yes 🙌🏻 so glad you can spot that too!

I like the two little girls too. Ruby is really cute and cheeky. I remember her joining in with singing "Happy Birthday" on her 3rd birthday.

I was hoping the Billy/Adam/Peter story might disappear. It feels too contrived.

Whats Adam up to volunteering like that?

Those two children are adorable. Do we still think her mums going to come back?

I don't think that Ruby is the one who has been behaving badly - I think that it is Hope.