X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

Thye ave to dance through the bit where the accompanying act is playing over speakers, because he ain't there

Are these people necessary? There are 5 of them. I bet one of them would make the same amount of noise.

Deffo Music! I love Lindt and am very jealous because I haven't tried the coconut one...

They haven't made it big in the UK yet obviously, which is why Simon is making them perform on the show.

Gawd. Who were they?

Is Grace duetting with Adele?

The blonde Chesney Hawkes one at the end looked like an after thought.

raahh Saaaaraaaah was taken back to Finland, not Iceland.

Well. They were shite. Next

It is special Cary My fav Lindt is probably the sea salt one.

Music I don't think it will help them much .

Anyone else think accidental confetti drop?

Coconut Lindt is to die for! Have you ever been to a Lindt shop? It's like walking into an orgasm.

this is dragging on isn't it? meh

Had to look I up Pretty Boys on Wikipedia - their entry is very short

Is it the Duet's tonight or tomorrow?

Dillite of course she was .

She is representing them at Eurovision , apparently.

Why would Crap Rap mime? You only mime to singing...
Yay! Angel D is ready!

Ponder do you think they were saving it for the winners or something.

How embarrassing

I do hope that's the case. Not as good as a choking incident, like Geraldine. But close.

Do we get the winner tonight or tomorrow?

So- they are so worried the winner will be shit, the winner's single will be the duet? That really does say everything.

Dillite tomorrow. Someone will leave tonight I guess .

This is very sad.

So sad.

It’s so wrong that hospices aren’t funded.

You know how animals are put out of their misery using euthanasia? Please Simon put this shit- show out of this misery.

Why don't you donate your own million Simon? It's not like you can't afford it.

Oh we have the duet tonight..
Tokyo Myers... really??? He doesn't even sing. And he was on BGT how convienient.