X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

Did anyone else catch that look Simon had on his face when Dermot mentioned Miles being really sweaty?

Remember when Ben Haenow won over Fleur and Simon was gutted? I hope that happens and Rat Soup gets knocked off their pedestal.

Music Bez was funny. Glasses guy is there because they don't want tot be a trio. Maybe.

We had snow yesterday and rain today.
No mormons in our local Co-Op where they do lovely walnut whips.

Platypus the Mormons that braved the drizzle near me, were seen buying 'Whips', from the shopping centre with the white tree.

The are not allowed walnuts on Saturdays.

Glasses guy should be given some maracas to give him a sense of purpose.

Whips, being walnut-less walnut whips.

Or actual whips. Maybe.

Mormons in walnut whip shocker! Call the Sun!!

Fear not, Kevin is going to walk this.

platypus you could be onto something.

Or a triangle. I think maracas might be a bit hard for him.

We never get any serious weather where I am, the last time it snowed was 2009, well properly snowed anyway.

I've been seeing whips everywhere, I must stock up for xmas.

Cary oh, I hope so

They could change it for every song, so, Maracas for Mamacita, Triangle for feeling you

I've just made a big bowlful of butterscotch Angel Delight...gotta wait five minutes before I can scoff it.

raah yes! It a glockenspiel ( do you know how hard that was to write after a bottle of wine?? And spell check is still telling me it is wring, but I cba to try to sort it!!)

Ben Who?Now? was so rubbish.

But Simon was convinced Fleur had won, wasn't he? He even let he do bloody Uptown Funk before the actual act released it.

Who the hell are these?

I am having a crazy moment in my mouth right now, I am eating Lindt, Coconut intense, it is something else.

I've seen these on the music channel, they are clearly aimed at teen girls.

Platypus I'm impressed -I would have had to look that up, and then c and p it.

Oh blimey. No wonder Simon likes Rat Shit .

Listen to this lot.

Haha this is funny

mobile.twitter.com/jmehough/status/937036002195136513

Folk on Twitter reckon Rat Soup were miming.

Aren't they bouncy

Cary you are my kindred spirit I love butterscotch angel delight, I don't let it set I like it when it's smooth and creamy instead of moussey.

Fairy given how bad they sounded in the 'live ' intro with Pete Tong, I'm willing to believe they did mine. They will have recorded a version of that, to be released on itunes or whatever ages ago.

Who are these rat faced nobodies? DD just said- they can't be that famous if you don't know who they are.